To think 'STFU muppet' everytime I hear some say...

[VictorianSqualor]

Oh yeah, he drinks and is always fighting/in and out of prison/off his head/hits his mum/smashes the house up/won't work but he's a great dad?

vs am watching the same thing

the guy is an idiot

Move away from the tv

I have Octo!
We have lazytown on now, but I wanted to throw something at the TV.

Throw your panties at sporticus pnarff

Octo...Sporticus?? Really??

Jeremy Kyle has a team of researchers that venture down to the Swamp of Losers on a daily basis.

They sit there patiently, waiting to catch the dregs of humanity as they float by on a thick film of self-loathing.

"Excuse me? Have you ever slept with your cousins' wifes' boss' donkey, and would you like to be wired up to a lie-detector?"

"And would you like to expose your innermost thoughts and feelings on national television, whilst being shouted at by a smug git sat on a step?"

"Do we get a free night in a hotel"

"Oh yes, and we'll pay your bus fare too".

"We're in!"

Jeremy Kyle is so funny!!

I do wonder where they find the people though...

Last show I watched had two brother and their partners, who kept swapping and 1 of the partners was 7Months PG but didn't know who the dad was (which brother! )

But, what amazes me most is these people actually want to go on national TV with their sad little lives.........

Simply imagine his body with a bag over his head and him leaping up and down or doing press ups.

think they get paid actors day rates......

Naked btw!

Isn't Graham like something out of Terry Pratchetts latest creation?

Am beginning to see what you mean! He'd have to have a mute button too!

STFUM is now my favourite acronymymym.

LOL Sue.

BTW I saw Sporticus at Lazytown live he was doing all these back flips and things and I just gave DP that raised eyebrows look

All the Dads felt suitably embarrassed at that point I believe

LOL

Taweret brilliant, first laugh of the day .

Octo agree with you about Sportacus (thought I really should get out more) and mute button is a great suggestion IPTIS.

STFUM should be on the acronym list.

a 'mother' from round the corner went on jeremy v kyle

couldnt cope with 13 yr old daughter(she even allowed camera crews to film inside her home

she cried

daughter cried

was promised help

mother came home telling everyone she was off on holiday courtesy of kyle

daughter got sent on camp

dughter comes home

trouble again

mum has daughter taken into care.

incidentally the girl 'was' lovely, mum coped ok with other 2 daughters.........the mum watches kyle everyday......

Did anyone watch yesterday? (Yesterday is the only time I have ever watched it btw) Was the old guy her dad??

I always want to shake the women who utter the words "But I love him" when he is a wife beater, drug dealing pimp

Ha, Flamesparrow, it's another one of those lines isn't it
'he's a great dad though'
'But I love him'
'he's different when it's just us'
And then you have the mums saying 'it's not my fault' yet they are screeching like a banshee in a 12year olds face.....

what is stfu?

I'm guessing it's Shut the F**K up

STFU

how about tytvo 'turn your tv off'

has everyone on the JK show got bad teeth and a baby by their best friends boyfriend/girlfriend or is it just the episodes I've managed to catch.

No, that's everyone, they also bleach their hair, at home, with no toner about 4months before appearing to create the 'roots look'.