to want to stab the pair of them

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that stupid smug couple on the right in the first choice advert.

It's been on far too long now.

It creeps me out a bit - I think the woman looks really uncomfortable, like she doesn't want the man touching her. I reckon it was a last-ditch attempt to save their marriage holiday

In that case I bet it chuffing fails.

well i would not EVER go on a first choice holiday, out of principle that i might end up like them - they make me want to puke. And the patronising "you remember 11pm don't you?" i'm surprised i haven't smashed my computor to smitherines.

Love the ST Padtrick one though