AIBU to kidnap the descos delivery man, and pretend he is my husband?

[skeletonbones]

or woman, I'm not fussy.
I'm starting day three of no adult conversation due to DD's sick bug and I'm BORED.
I would treat him/her real nice! and offer them first pick of the ice lollies they will be delivering 'you have all the cola ones if you like darling, since you have been kind enough to pick them up incase our daughters temperature goes up again, you really are so thoughtfull....'

yanbu

A bit odd maybe....

Could be tricky, legally speaking

MN is the answer. Nothing but adult conversation on here

Read the opening post and thought, Kathy Bates,Misery

I had a very yummy one once

god owuld have liked to have kidneapped him

Without exception ours have been decidedly....unpleasant smelling to put it kindly.

YABU

I once kidnapped the chap who came to read the meter and made him feed dd2 a bottle while I had a very quick shower.

YAdefinitelyNBU

Do you think my new 'husband by conquest' will mind me not being able to consumate the marriage due to having a minor op last week? (maybe a good thing if he is a bit smelly like your drivers purpleduck)
I'm sure being the sort of selfless man/woman who would bring me ginger biscuits (s)he will be happy just make me cups of tea and massage my feet and stuff.....
OOh 5 minutes into the start of my two hours slot now, better get myself all pretty, opening the door in a full bridealgown and veil a bit much do you think? or refreshingly forthright?

really squonk? {grin] That's brilliant.
skeleton bones - if you want him to willingly set foot over the threshold - you need to be wearing considerably less than a bridal gown!!

I once DID kidnap the tesco delivery man because they had sent 47 substitutions on my order and NONE were equivalent or suitable. I asked him to come into conservatory while i made some phonecalls and locked the door! Rang head office and told them i wouldnt let him go till i had a full refund in cash so i could go to asda!!! It worked after an hour on phone to head office and the tescos bloke haveing a cup of tea he left me with the 7 items of the order i HAD ordered and there was a bloke on the doorstep with CASH!!!!!!

thats histerical!

pmsl @ bonkerz

Just to reasure you all that the tescos man escaped unscathed. He seemed very nice, but had bought me a slightly burnt loaf so I decided to save matrimony for somone more worthy of me.

Try the Ocado man instead next time.