To want to go sit all alone with a good book and a bar of chocolate.......

[KimiKilledTheEasterBunny]

..... before I
A] get carted off to the mad house
B] kill my entire household
C] both

No, YANBU, I feel like that most of the time.

It's 8.30.

Make them all go to bed & then you can open their Easter eggs

Glad I am not alone....

Can't have any chocolate till after midnight (lent).

Got house full, Me, 2 kids, DP, his mother, my mother, my sister, her boyfriend and DH1.

Been to visit great aunty and uncle, kids board and played up (7 and !! should know better)

On pain killers so can't even turn to gin

Poor you. I would go mad with all those people in the house.

Are you allowed some virtual chocolate?

They'd have to be pretty strong painkillers to stop me drinking in that situation.

DH1 has got most of them playing monopoly now, DP and sister are cooking, roast duck and chicken for those not liking duck (oh the mess), my mother is not looking happy and I am mumsnetting to keep me away from the sharp things

Am I reading this right, have you got your ex-DH and your DP there?

Thats right coco, I'm the one with the new DP and DH1 (not divorced seperated)

I am off to bed now, everyone fed.

OMG that sounds stressful. Well done for getting through the evening booze-free!

Just kill them all. Claim psychosis brought on chocolate-painkiller interaction, you'll be out in 5 years.

I'm not helping, am I? Sorry.

Guess who are coming to dinner today

But at least I can have chocolate.