Fuming

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It's always the same ridiculous story with the same picture of the mum ,"raging". AIBU to think local newspapers must just contact anyone with an angry FB post to try to get some sort of story? Bet this lad loves it that his mum is discussing his pooing in a newspaper.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/fuming-mum-pulls-son-out-31900741?fbclid=IwAR0cUceqkBzhD_ZyIMR81FpvxMxQYV2BBxL2fo01dzCQU1CUJD6dTGcOyR8

I think there's a massive back story if I've read the report right?
It mentions the son only being at the school for 8 months after being moved from another school...

Sorry mum "removed him" from his previous school.

I definitely couldn’t be a teacher. I’m genuinely surprised there are actually any left.

Only being offered one option for lunch is a bit crap - reminds me of my school days in the 80s. You'd have thought things would have moved on in 40 years. I agree taking the boy out of the school and involving the press is a huge overreaction to what sounds like an isolated incident.

Why is The Record reporting on a story from 2019? There's even a follow up where the mum admits he was offered a hot meal but he didn't want the option offered!

Those are her fucking eyebrows and you know it

The story is about a tuna sandwich and a child having a poo. Not eyebrows.

Of course they have.

If in doubt about attracting a fine for unauthorised absence, get a story in the media. Does the job every time.

I first thought the story was about entering a Roger Moore impersonation competition, she'd have won

Shaken, not stirred