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When the penny drops about dumb things that you should have known!

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malificent7 · 11/01/2024 22:02

For ages I thought there was a poster called Tia. I always used to think it was a bit weird that they would sign their name....not very anonymous. Now I realise it means thanks in advance.
I am 45.

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Havanananana · 12/01/2024 09:34

I worked with a colleague who was sent out alone on a client visit - something which we tried to avoid as much as possible as her sense of direction was not the best. About half an hour after she was supposed to have arrived, she phoned the office to say that she was lost and could we help - this was before the days of Satnavs, but she did have a mobile phone.

Me: "OK, are there any road signs?"
Colleague: "Yes, I'm on a dual carriageway and there are some signs..."
Me: "Good ... Tell me what the next sign says"
Colleague: "Um ... LOOSE CHIPPINGS"
🙄

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 12/01/2024 09:35

gano · 12/01/2024 09:30

Hi-Fi stands for High Fidelity. I don't know why though. My Nan always called it the High Fidelity, so I'm guessing there's some sort of old fashioned reason behind it.

No. High fidelity sound means the quality of sound will be excellent, i.e. very faithful to the sound quality of the music or speech that was recorded.

determinedtomakethiswork · 12/01/2024 09:36

MistressoftheDarkSide · 11/01/2024 22:58

Hang on - where DOES the word fortnight come from?

Now I know I don't know, I really need to know !!!

14 nights?

honeysuckleweeks · 12/01/2024 09:36

GerundTheBehemoth · 12/01/2024 09:27

Arctos is Ancient Greek for bear. Ursa/ursus is Latin for bear.

Ar(k)tos. Well done. I'll give you that one. But surely Latin is a more common base for a deriviative.
Hence "ursine" .
Soz for the derail

2024Hackathon · 12/01/2024 09:38

TeaKitten · 11/01/2024 22:17

When foot and mouth disease hit when I was a child my mum told me the local sheep in a small hold near us were going ‘to the farm’ to be safer, I later heard this again when our local vicars pet swans disappeared, that they had gone to the farm for more space.

As an adult my husband broke it to me that ‘the farm’ was not a real place and I couldn’t believe I’d been that stupid for that long 😶

An Iranian friend (living in the UK) has a dog. Her BF had had an accident and needed a lot of care and she was under a lot of stress with her job.

She told me that they'd set the dog to the farm.

I reacted.

Her BF's uncle genuinely lives on a farm. She'd never heard the expression.

StockpotSoup · 12/01/2024 09:39

Ghskl78888 · 12/01/2024 09:12

Banoffee pie is called that because it's made with banana and toffee NOT a fun word your mum made up (although that was my OH 😂)

Delia Smith actually explains this in one of her books. I remember thinking, “Who the bloody hell would need that explained?!” Now I know 😁

Cloudnumber9 · 12/01/2024 09:39

Iam4eels · 11/01/2024 22:04

"This little piggy went to market", it wasn't going shopping...

😳

BuildingAShepherdsHuts · 12/01/2024 09:39

I love the word sennight for 7 nights.

I briefly thought about using it instead of week in a one-woman mission to bring it back into common parlance.

Then I realised I'd just sound like a twat.

Dotjones · 12/01/2024 09:40

determinedtomakethiswork · 12/01/2024 09:36

14 nights?

Yes it's a shortened form of fourteen nights. The same as when we say sennight to mean one week, it's a shortened form of seven nights.

Flossflower · 12/01/2024 09:40

Littletinytarzanswingingfromanosehair · 11/01/2024 23:03

Years ago before WiFi was a full blown thing I remember seeing "WiFi lounge" thinking it was pronounced "wiffy".
I remember thinking that place sounds cool, it sounds like a tiki/boho kind of place.

That is has it is pronounced in French.

Legendairy · 12/01/2024 09:40

2023forme · 12/01/2024 09:21

Wait…..there’s a filter on the washing machine that gets cleaned????? Mind.Blown.

I found that out last year when our machine stopped draining, I have never cleaned out a washing machine filter in the over 20 years of having one in my own house, there was the thinnest piece of plastic in there causing the issue.

TheInfusionist · 12/01/2024 09:41

Why do so many people repeat this story as thought it's new and happened to them? If they didn't put the Ausfahrt and the Einbahnstasse stories together every time it wouldn't seem so made up, but you never read one without the other.

"My brother thought Ausfahrt was a very big city for the same reason and a friend couldn't find her car but told the Gerrman policeman she's parked in Einbahnstrasse, one way street."

GerundTheBehemoth · 12/01/2024 09:41

honeysuckleweeks · 12/01/2024 09:36

Ar(k)tos. Well done. I'll give you that one. But surely Latin is a more common base for a deriviative.
Hence "ursine" .
Soz for the derail

Sure, but the words Arctic (and Antarctic) are derived from a Greek word.

determinedtomakethiswork · 12/01/2024 09:42

@Dotjones that's what I meant!

candycane222 · 12/01/2024 09:43

Clawdy · 12/01/2024 08:19

"You've got another thing coming".......someone told me it is actually "another think coming". Had no idea.

You were right. Your someone was wrong. Signed, someone old enough to know 😁

PS I expect they think you tow the line too. You don't, you toe it (ie stand exactly up to itbut don't step over)

GerundTheBehemoth · 12/01/2024 09:44

It's 'another think', not 'another thing' - this always comes up on these threads too!

Mielbee · 12/01/2024 09:44

wwyd2021medicine · 12/01/2024 00:16

To be fair, most of my life was pre internet
I thought the Elgin marbles were small round things that you could play marbles with

Me too on this one!

DappledThings · 12/01/2024 09:44

candycane222 · 12/01/2024 09:43

You were right. Your someone was wrong. Signed, someone old enough to know 😁

PS I expect they think you tow the line too. You don't, you toe it (ie stand exactly up to itbut don't step over)

No, no no! It is think. It has been debated to death.

But if you think it's thing then you have another think coming.

ImJustMadAboutSaffron · 12/01/2024 09:44

StockpotSoup · 12/01/2024 09:39

Delia Smith actually explains this in one of her books. I remember thinking, “Who the bloody hell would need that explained?!” Now I know 😁

I used to think it was Scottish for some reason I don't know why.

My granddad always thought that Slade sang "did your granny always tell you, hang your old socks on the bed" so that Father Christmas would come and fill them.

BlastedPimples · 12/01/2024 09:45

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sendismylife · 12/01/2024 09:45

BadNewsBelle · 11/01/2024 22:09

Driving through ROI and wondering why there were SO many roads leading to 'Amach', thought this town must be pretty accessible from everywhere before copping on that 'amach' in Irish means 'exit' 🤣 ( I am Irish which makes this worse 🙈😆)

My brother did something very similar in Germany. “Ausfahrt must be a huge place!”

ImJustMadAboutSaffron · 12/01/2024 09:46

GerundTheBehemoth · 12/01/2024 09:44

It's 'another think', not 'another thing' - this always comes up on these threads too!

We're veering into Pedant's Corner now. But what annoys me is Low and Behold. I see that a lot on here.

BuildingAShepherdsHuts · 12/01/2024 09:46

My BFF is from Australia. She'd never heard of Banoffee pie until she moved here some 20 years ago. The name had to be explained.

MiracleMumm · 12/01/2024 09:46

Bookworm12345 · 11/01/2024 23:36

As a child I remember thinking why on earth were adults so silly going to war over a game of golf - the Gulf war 🙈

This one is my absolute favourite 😁

HardStareBear · 12/01/2024 09:47

ProfessorplumBilliardroomCandlestick · 11/01/2024 22:22

@Alalalalalongalalalalalonglonglilong can't help but add to this - "arctus" means bear. Bears live in the arctic. Antarctic means no bears.

This is, hands down, my favourite fact of the year so far!

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