To be narked at the 'face like a constipated cats arse' woman

[VinegarTitsSucksEggs]

I probably am because im in a shitty annoyed at everyone mood today but ffs some people.

Popped into Asdo to buy my lunch, goes to the till, lunch cost £3.20 (prawn chilli noodles, fresh orange juice and salt and vinegar snack a jacks, i'm trying to be good after eating a whole hot cross bun loaf with best butter last night)

Woman on the till makes a face like a cats bum and shouts (northern accent)

'HAVE YER GOT NOO LESS THAN THAT TWENTEE'

Me: 'No sorry i havent'

Me in my head: 'obviously not love, or i would have given it to you'

So she proceeded to give my the cats bum face while she counted my change, and i noticed her till was full of lots of notes and coins so its not like she was short of change or summit. ffs.

I love it being Asdo !

pmsl that was a typo

a fraudulent one i think!

take a deep breath vinegar

see you feel better..right?

pmsl @ asdo!

yanbu, there's never any need for bad service imo.

aaaahhhh fluffy bunnies and bubbles....all is fine with the world now

From now on Asda is going to be called Asdo, it was a genius fraudulent slip, if i do say so myself.

I paid for a Mars bar and a hot chocolate (I'm clearly not as healthy as you) with a 50 euro note last week and lovely waitress didn't bat an eyelid.
yanbu - Money is money

I'm going to go to Asbo today and will buy something cheap and hand over £20 in your honour.

I think you should make a cats bum face while you do it katie, i would feel so much better if you did.

I hate that shop. I bought some Singapore Noodles there when I was prg, then when I was licking my lips I noticed that they had SEVEN GRAMS OF SALT. I had inadvertently eaten a man's daily max salt allowance in one sitting.

Because I was maternity leave I rang them and gave them a piece of my mind.

And that got me.... precisely.... nowhere, not even a voucher.

I usually make a nice comment as I leave like "excellent customer service skills!" give them a big grin and walk away - makes me feel better

We favour the name chavsda