Aibu to point out that 'Mumsnet' is currently trending on Twitter/X because a labour MP has (rather comically) reported it to the police?

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Dawn Butler has reported Mumsnet as a whole to the police, for talking to each other and Having Views she does not like.
Mumsnet is currently trending on Twitter.
What rebels we are, having views.

I’m waiting for the dawn raid. (See what I did there?) Haven’t had a good old hammering at the door for a few years. 👀

Allison Bailey could help - she specializes in criminal law.

But first we need to be told which law we have broken….

Harassing women for having wrong thoughts is quite high on the agenda for UK police forces though...

True...

Catching up.

"Sometimes [the drain is] at the bottom at the back of the inside of the fridge or it may be different depending on model"

But where does this drain lead to? Where does the water go?

This thread has been very informative, thank you @op!

The drain goes down the back to a little evaporation tray.

Oh dear

On t'other thread I mentioned one tunnel should be called felix, <<<<takes a bow>>>> and another poster pointed out it would go round in circles, never in fact getting anyplace.
So we can chuck flahhhhhhn people and those who dont know the difference between the egg based foodstuffs into felix and be done with them. Along with felix.

If we eat too much porridge will be give birth to a Dawn?

Names for the tunnels that aren't decoys: 'Joanne' (or JK), 'Allison', 'Kellie-Jay' or 'Posie' and 'Maya'.

Kellie-Jay's will be the one that is the most direct route.

JK's will be the one where we can all imagine we're actually using the secret tunnels at Hogwarts.

I'm feeling quite disappointed that we're not all in the clink together at this point, it sounded like much more fun and a lot less tiring than doing Christmas for everyone. The menopause (and iron deficiency) leads to me needing to sit down a lot, so it sounded amazing.

However, I have had an idea for the telly for a new Christmas Comedy Special - it's called 'the Crack of Dawn' and involves Dawn Butler being asked sensible questions and recording her answers. You could also record the reactions of normal people to her answers too. So many gems upthread, it'd be so funny.

And I am living in hope for an eventual @glinner penned sitcom about all the Mumsnetters getting arrested for wrongthink at Christmas.

Oh and 'Maya' is the tunnel where we hide all the legal books we've smuggled in to mount our own defence.

Defence arguments will include 'I only went on Mumsnet for a recipe for a crustless quiche' and 'I thought women were allowed to have and voice opinions in the not quite 100 years since we got the vote on the same terms as men'.

I mean lemon drizzle loaf thing is the right kind of shape?

But I do know someone here hates lemon drizzle, not mentioning any names like (because I cant remember if it was boiled or not)

Or go buy a massive cake from Costco? Can get more than one file in one a them beasts, and the icing is thick enough to foil the xrays machine thingy. Or ermmmm well sorry but I've run out of cakes I like soooo erm. Any.

And (from experience) it needs to be taken out and cleaned every so often or you will drive yourself mad trying to work out where the buggery the smell in your kitchen is coming from.

Hmmmm this cellmate thing might need a spreadsheet. I cannot bear bailey's. (Probably cos I drank an awful lot of a flavoured one once, then threw it all up the next morning. Anyways a spreadsheet marvel? Is there one?
You'll need a cellmate, a cake, a gin, a file, a legal, etc etc spreadsheet.

JK's will be the one where we can all imagine we're actually using the secret tunnels at Hogwarts.

If there was ever a greater need for a Marauders' Map…

Anyone know what time the police are calling? It's just that I fancy a long soak before they arrive. I need time to make sure I'm prepped and ready for the prison adventure

I got drunk on Amaretto once - never again! 🤢
Count me out if the creamy drinks please!

😂 I am indeed the hater of lemon drizzle! I'd be easy to pick out at a mumsnet line up. Just offer us all lemon drizzle I'll out myself!

Oooh I am so sneaking around with a lemon drizzle at a meet up looking for you! 😂

OK there are a few top bunk types. I'm a bottom bunk becasue I fidget. But I am for the Bailey's. I think this requires a pivot table, not just a spreadsheet.

Also, if we're still banged up come January, anyone fancy a hunger strike then? I need to lose the Christmas weight by March.

How do we leave our details for the spreadsheet please ?

Enjoys plum brandy, lemon drizzle, a MN chicken, and happy to try a crust-less quiche. Don't mind top or bottom bunk. Probably will be caught as I am one of those minority MNers who would open my front door when anyone comes a knocking.

Could we do maybe a low carb bootcamp? I'm awful if my blood sugar drops too much. You wouldn't like me when I'm hangry, Dawn!

Oooo sort of a 'hunger' strike.

I like it.

I'm happy to do a dirty fries protest, too.

I can picture it now, you offering lemon drizzle cake to random women and when they say Yes snatching it away from them with "You're not who I'm looking for, here have a bourbon biscuit instead"