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Aibu to point out that 'Mumsnet' is currently trending on Twitter/X because a labour MP has (rather comically) reported it to the police?

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Disco50 · 21/12/2023 20:37

Dawn Butler has reported Mumsnet as a whole to the police, for talking to each other and Having Views she does not like.
Mumsnet is currently trending on Twitter.
What rebels we are, having views.

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Babla · 22/12/2023 00:29

Not on the bottom?

It has a bottom but no sides

Workworkandmoreworknow · 22/12/2023 00:29

TheSpottedZebra · 21/12/2023 20:41

Shit.
Are we all going to be in a cell over Xmas?

Sounds good to me. No cooking. Heaven!

ArcheryAnnie · 22/12/2023 00:31

Ereshkigalangcleg · 21/12/2023 23:07

Great to see you here Annie ❤️ which bunk are you having?

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I don't think my knees could cope with the ladders! So bottom bunk. I can do nice hospital corners.

Also I was at Greenham and can get a locked cell door hatch open with a teaspoon, so if I share with a very, very petite woman, we're golden.

BinturongsSmellOfPopcorn · 22/12/2023 00:32

Babla · 22/12/2023 00:29

Not on the bottom?

It has a bottom but no sides

The ones I've had were crustless all round.

RethinkingLife · 22/12/2023 00:33

Giggorata · 22/12/2023 00:27

If I ever change my user name, that will be it. Violet Crumble.

I can see the Christmas Panto now. There'll be scenes with you, Cherry Ripe, and @honeysuckleweeks' Golden Gaytimes.

I hope there's stollen.

Sunbird24 · 22/12/2023 00:34

RethinkingLife · 22/12/2023 00:33

I can see the Christmas Panto now. There'll be scenes with you, Cherry Ripe, and @honeysuckleweeks' Golden Gaytimes.

I hope there's stollen.

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And a giraffe…

PyongyangKipperbang · 22/12/2023 00:36

As we are apparantly creating tunnels to get our sisters in may I suggest tunnel names

Yoni
Balonz
Penisbeaker

Babla · 22/12/2023 00:39

The ones I've had were crustless all round.

Surely that's a frittata not a quiche

AcrossthePond55 · 22/12/2023 00:39

LeavesOnTrees · 21/12/2023 23:27

What about soufflés, aren't they just fancy pants crustless quiches full of hot air ?

Anyhow I've watched all 7 seasons of Orange is the New Black so I'm prepared. Although I have no idea how to make artisan soap.

What about soufflés, aren't they just fancy pants crustless quiches full of hot air ?

You just described either Donald Trump or Boris Johnson, depending on your nationality. Or both NOT depending on your nationality.

PyongyangKipperbang · 22/12/2023 00:43

Babla · 22/12/2023 00:39

The ones I've had were crustless all round.

Surely that's a frittata not a quiche

The Quichephobia on this thread is actually quite offensive to me, yeah?!

honeysuckleweeks · 22/12/2023 00:45

I think we've all been declared "quichephobic". Sigh. All these phobias I never knew I had.

PyongyangKipperbang · 22/12/2023 00:48

Babla · 22/12/2023 00:39

The ones I've had were crustless all round.

Surely that's a frittata not a quiche

A fritatta is cooked in the hob in a pan more like an omlette or tortilla, a quiche is baked in the oven more like a flan but with no pastry case.

PyongyangKipperbang · 22/12/2023 00:49

Oh a thought ...... can we chuck anyone who pronounces Flan as Flahhhhhn (in the American way) into Penisbeaker?

PyongyangKipperbang · 22/12/2023 00:51

honeysuckleweeks · 22/12/2023 00:45

I think we've all been declared "quichephobic". Sigh. All these phobias I never knew I had.

Ironic really that we have all been labelled as Transphobic by people who clearly dont know what an actual phobia is!

Ratphobic, I will own that one.

Boiledbeetle · 22/12/2023 00:52

I'm quiche phobic and anything even remotely quiche adjacent. Blghhh

Airyfairy99 · 22/12/2023 00:53

So ?

SarcasmAndCoffee · 22/12/2023 00:54

Petition to cancel her

PyongyangKipperbang · 22/12/2023 00:55

Boiledbeetle · 22/12/2023 00:52

I'm quiche phobic and anything even remotely quiche adjacent. Blghhh

Thats ok, there is the Huge Chilli and Crusty Bread option or the MN Chicken and Massive Salad if you prefer. Although I dont think starvation will be an issue with the amount of cakes with files in them that have been promised.....

Babla · 22/12/2023 00:56

The Quichephobia on this thread is actually quite offensive to me, yeah?!

Sorry if you feel I have a quiche exclusionary agenda... 🥺

PyongyangKipperbang · 22/12/2023 00:56

Babla · 22/12/2023 00:56

The Quichephobia on this thread is actually quite offensive to me, yeah?!

Sorry if you feel I have a quiche exclusionary agenda... 🥺

😅

Babla · 22/12/2023 00:57

Will we get Massive Salads in prison?!

Sunbird24 · 22/12/2023 00:58

I’m ok with any variety of quiche. Mushrooms though? I’m a born fungiphobe.

KateJW95 · 22/12/2023 00:58

TheSpottedZebra · 21/12/2023 20:55

Dawn Butler also asserted that 90% of male giraffes are gay.

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This says it all...

Coyoacan · 22/12/2023 01:00

We as members of mumsnet are being charged not as terfs but as members of mumsnet. So no matter how much you believe that medical science has managed to the point of being able to square the circle of turning men into women, you won't be saved.

MissConductUS · 22/12/2023 01:05

TheSpottedZebra · 21/12/2023 20:41

Shit.
Are we all going to be in a cell over Xmas?

She’ll have to come to New York to arrest me.