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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To ask for your misheard common sayings?

322 replies

TheGhostsOfMeAndYou · 25/11/2023 01:09

My husband thinks I am ridiculous that I always thought the saying "another think coming" was "another thing coming"

It's taken me 38 years to realise this and I now feel rather silly.

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jemenfous37 · 25/11/2023 08:57

@RenoDakota It isn't think, it IS thing

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 25/11/2023 08:58

Jesseweneedtocook · 25/11/2023 08:54

When people use the word 'mortified' to mean extremely angry.

It means embarrassed.

People think they're being so clever using a long word but get it completely wrong 🫠

Also when people use chronic in the wrong way.

eg, I tripped over and hurt my foot something chronic.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 25/11/2023 08:59

I keep hearing/seeing ‘…step foot inside…’
It’s set foot inside (wherever).

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 25/11/2023 09:00

jemenfous37 · 25/11/2023 08:57

@RenoDakota It isn't think, it IS thing

If you really think that, you’ve got another think coming.

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 25/11/2023 09:00

ColleenDonaghy · 25/11/2023 08:56

ARR instead of Oar for the letter R - exception for pirates, obviously

Cupboard instead of press

Naughty when people mean bold, very strange to use a sexy phrase about young children

I ADORE rest bite though, it's so so perfect, a bite of rest. Amazing. Keep using it, let it become the correct term.

I’ve always said Arr. I’m in the landlocked north. A long way from any pirates!

Ive never heard R pronounced OAR

Greatfull · 25/11/2023 09:03

Spitting feathers. My dad used to say it when he was thirsty, but nowadays I hear people say it when they mean they are angry.

Daftasabroom · 25/11/2023 09:04

ColleenDonaghy · 25/11/2023 08:56

ARR instead of Oar for the letter R - exception for pirates, obviously

Cupboard instead of press

Naughty when people mean bold, very strange to use a sexy phrase about young children

I ADORE rest bite though, it's so so perfect, a bite of rest. Amazing. Keep using it, let it become the correct term.

I love some of the Irish dialects and phrases.

Daftasabroom · 25/11/2023 09:06

@ArseInTheCoOpWindow oar for are is some parts of Ireland. I knew someone who worked for oar tee ee - RTE

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 25/11/2023 09:10

Daftasabroom · 25/11/2023 09:06

@ArseInTheCoOpWindow oar for are is some parts of Ireland. I knew someone who worked for oar tee ee - RTE

Ah l see. ( should that be OAR? Or ARR😂)

JudgeJ · 25/11/2023 09:13

DelusionalBrilliance · 25/11/2023 06:50

Not so much a saying but..

I spent my youth thinking Jerry Mandarin was a really horrible politician.

Gerrymandering, apparently.. 🤦🏼‍♀️

I think it does come from a name originally so you're not entirely wrong!

Daftasabroom · 25/11/2023 09:14

Apparently when radio was broadcast people from some parts of North couldn't understand the RP English.

JudgeJ · 25/11/2023 09:17

WhyMeWhyNowWhyNot · 25/11/2023 08:06

You’ve not youse 🤦‍♀️

Youse is a regional thing, mainly Liverpool area.

Dwappy · 25/11/2023 09:18

Jesseweneedtocook · 25/11/2023 08:54

When people use the word 'mortified' to mean extremely angry.

It means embarrassed.

People think they're being so clever using a long word but get it completely wrong 🫠

Or scared. "I saw a ghost and I was mortified". Why? Were you naked or on the toilet? Or do you mean terrified?

PedantScorner · 25/11/2023 09:20

@ArseInTheCoOpWindow , they do not mean the same thing.

@Daftasabroom , I know.

Wrong use: All other posters saying they agree with the AIBU? and a poster saying 'Going against the grain here but YABU' (should be going against the flow)

Correct use: 'Going against the grain, despite having been a Labour voter all my life, I'm going to vote for Tori Inkhambent because she's a good constituency MP.

starfishmummy · 25/11/2023 09:23

NoNameisGoodEnough · 25/11/2023 03:09

My mum and I use these incorrectly often as a joke between us e.g. casting nasturtiums etc.

Hopefully no one overhears us!

A lot of people "cast nasturtiums" - it's a well known known play on words thst has been around for decades.

JudgeJ · 25/11/2023 09:24

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 25/11/2023 08:58

Also when people use chronic in the wrong way.

eg, I tripped over and hurt my foot something chronic.

Also decimate, it really means to reduce by 10%, not totally destroy.

ColleenDonaghy · 25/11/2023 09:27

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 25/11/2023 08:58

Also when people use chronic in the wrong way.

eg, I tripped over and hurt my foot something chronic.

Chronic isn't used in that sense as a misunderstanding of acute Vs chronic pain, it's a slang term for something bad. The use of the slang is correct in the example you've posted, even though it wouldn't be correct to tell the doctor it was a chronic pain.

MagpiePi · 25/11/2023 09:27

I was just about to say about using decimated to mean annihilated.

Anyone else seen Bone Apple Teeth for Bon appetite?

TheWickermanReturns · 25/11/2023 09:29

Hello, writer here.

One thing I love (one think I love) about language is how it changes. This can sometimes be frustrating, such as the loss of ‘acorn’ in the Oxford dictionary so they could include ‘YOLO’, but it’s how we develop they way we communicate. Many great writers have invented words and phrases we commonly use today, such as Shakespeare.

I can’t imagine anyone here would sit down with Chaucer and say ‘Look Geoff, I know ‘galaxe’ fits better with your poetry but we really must stick with the Ancient Greek/Latin ‘gallaxias’. Instead he adjusted the word, it flowed better for his work and now it’s our every day pronunciation, with a further spelling variant.

Not all changes should be embraced and some things drive me crazy, but I do think language will ebb and flow and sometimes we just have to go along for the ride!

jemenfous37 · 25/11/2023 09:30

OMG! I became so aerated about the 'another think/thing' discussion, my brain scrambled and I contradicted myself all over the place!
Thank you to those folk who pointed out I was stupid
But it is 'think'!!

AllAboardTootToot · 25/11/2023 09:31

”water off a dugs back..”, my grandmother would not be told it was not right 😂

TheWickermanReturns · 25/11/2023 09:34

JudgeJ · 25/11/2023 09:24

Also decimate, it really means to reduce by 10%, not totally destroy.

Decimate has two meanings. It can mean to destroy a large proportion of or one in ten.

TwoShades1 · 25/11/2023 09:36

My partner thought the phrase was “mose well”. Turns out he meant “may as well”. As in “I may as well buy some chicken while I’m at the shops”.

PedantScorner · 25/11/2023 09:36

@TheWickermanReturns , decimated now has both meanings, but it originally meant reduce by a tenth. The 'destroyed' meaning evolved through misuse.

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 25/11/2023 09:37

ColleenDonaghy · 25/11/2023 09:27

Chronic isn't used in that sense as a misunderstanding of acute Vs chronic pain, it's a slang term for something bad. The use of the slang is correct in the example you've posted, even though it wouldn't be correct to tell the doctor it was a chronic pain.

I’ve never heard it used in a slang way, only in a misunderstood way.

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