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To ask for your misheard common sayings?

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TheGhostsOfMeAndYou · 25/11/2023 01:09

My husband thinks I am ridiculous that I always thought the saying "another think coming" was "another thing coming"

It's taken me 38 years to realise this and I now feel rather silly.

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RenoDakota · 25/11/2023 08:17

CesareBorgia · 25/11/2023 02:17

Oh, not the 'haitch'/'aitch' argument again - we must have this once a week on MN. This is regional, and even political in some parts of the UK (NI). 'Haitch' is perfectly valid, and I say that as someone brought up in southern England where 'aitch' was the customary regional pronunciation.

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Same with 'another think / thing coming'. And yet, there are still people that don't understand that it is think!

sollenwir · 25/11/2023 08:17

AllProperTeaIsTheft · 25/11/2023 07:47

Pronouncing the single letter H as aitch instead of haitch doesn't mean we always pronounce it that way in words though.

I'm not quite sure what you mean there - we never pronounce it as 'aitch' in words. You don't say 'aitch orse' when you say the word 'horse'. The point is that the sound a letter makes in a word doesn't necessarily bear much relation to how you say the name of the letter. For example the name of the letter 'w' doesn't contain the sound a 'w' makes.

There was a post which appeared to imply that saying aitch instead of h, for the letter sound, led to 'orse instead of horse or 'air instead of hair, in actual words.

I was saying that wasn't actually the case, that the two are (mostly) not linked.

Not sure why you think you need to remake my point by using a different word and bolding it for me though.

PiggyFlounce · 25/11/2023 08:18

CesareBorgia · 25/11/2023 01:57

"Off your own back" instead of "off your own bat"

The phrase comes from cricket and scoring runs after having batted oneself. I only know that because my lovely grandpa was a cricket fan - other than Antonia Forest's The Cricket Term my interest in cricket is an unbroken duck.

The issue here I think is people conflating two different sayings; "off your own bat" and "they're so generous they'd give the shirt off their own back. "

@CesareBorgia Not a fan of cricket either like grandfather was but I love the Kingscote books. On that note, why oh why is it so hard to find an affordable copy of The Cricket Term??? EBay UK has Autumn Term and End of Term in reasonable prices, but The Cricket Term or The Attic Term? Way out of my budget.

sollenwir · 25/11/2023 08:24

This post is interesting - while it might sound odd to our ears to hear sayings being a tad mangled, words and expressions do evolve (often to suit new time periods and be more relatable).

As it is, a petty annoyance mine is draws instead of drawers, and the all time classic of 'a Chester Draws'. 🤔

Squaffle · 25/11/2023 08:25

Not a saying…. but I’ve noticed a lot of people saying “generally” instead of “genuinely” and it really irritates me!

WhileMyDishwasherGentlyWeeps · 25/11/2023 08:30

sashh · 25/11/2023 05:00

It's only half the saying, a bit like, "a few bad apples", nop it should be, "One bad apple will spoil the whole barrel" it particularly annoys me when it is said about police forces.

Saying you have 'a few bad apples' actually means the entire force is corrupt / sexist / incompetent - what ever they are claiming.

On my local nextdoor things are frequently, "disc usting"

I think the “few bad apples” is logically sound enough. In a police force - or across the police all together - there will be different barrels. A bad officer in one part of a police force may have nothing to do with another stationed somewhere else. A corrupt detective may well have nothing to do with a corrupt uniformed officer.

The same would apply to any big group of people, like teachers, lawyers, doctors etc.

I agree that it’s wrong if the allusion is to people who are close enough together to spread the rot.

PuppyMonkey · 25/11/2023 08:36

MN needs to have an entire topic devoted to threads specifically about another think coming and whether it’s haitch or aitch, we’ve surely had enough of them over the years. Grin

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 25/11/2023 08:36

infor · 25/11/2023 01:48

I would of enjoyed my expresso more had I not honed in on a cure for my insomnia and made a 360 degree change in my sleeping habits. I couldn't go to the school principle in good conscious - so I saw his number too instead. For all intensive purposes, the statue of limitations should apply.

Did you have an advacado with your expresso?

Or maybe you had a ‘cafe o le’ instead. ( I’ve seen this in a cafe)

I think rest bite is the most terrible of all.

PuppyMonkey · 25/11/2023 08:41

It’s not about misheard sayings, but the best thing I ever read on MN was someone who said she mixed up her words one time and instead of saying “talking at cross purposes” it came out “porking at cross tortoises.” Grin

We say this all the time in my house now. Grin

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 25/11/2023 08:41

PedantScorner · 25/11/2023 07:07

@Toothyfruity , It annoys me too. The one that winds me up is 'Going against the grain' when the poster means 'Going against the flow'.
'Going against the grain' means 'Doing something that is contrary to your nature' not 'Doing something different to what others are doing'

Going against the grain and going against the flow mean the same thing?

Going against the grain means going in a different direction from the grain of something ( wood, fabric etc have grains)

Daftasabroom · 25/11/2023 08:42

PedantScorner · 25/11/2023 07:07

@Toothyfruity , It annoys me too. The one that winds me up is 'Going against the grain' when the poster means 'Going against the flow'.
'Going against the grain' means 'Doing something that is contrary to your nature' not 'Doing something different to what others are doing'

Going against the grain comes from wood working where the grain might be at an angle to the surface. Planing with grain is easy and gives a good finish, planing against the grain tends to lift and tear the wood.

winniethepooped · 25/11/2023 08:44

Not so much a phrase but people using the word weary for wary and vice versa. Drives me mad.

Expresso an old classic...

I get phrases wrong all the time too though. Husband mocks me for it.

He says "that old man was talking a lot of dribble" instead of drivel...he still thinks dribble is acceptable (in the phrase sense!)

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 25/11/2023 08:44

PuppyMonkey · 25/11/2023 08:41

It’s not about misheard sayings, but the best thing I ever read on MN was someone who said she mixed up her words one time and instead of saying “talking at cross purposes” it came out “porking at cross tortoises.” Grin

We say this all the time in my house now. Grin

Reminds me of the time when l was teaching when l told a difficult y8 class to ‘Sut up and shit down’

Cue 60 seconds silence, then totally hilarity for the remainder of the lesson😩

CantFindTheBeat · 25/11/2023 08:46

Ladyj84 · 25/11/2023 01:33

You do know the saying another thing coming is the saying right??? Long before they also added another think coming both meanings are pretty much the exact same...lol try Google all there for you to see

Nope, it's always been 'another think'.

Another thing is the misheard version.

jemenfous37 · 25/11/2023 08:47

@Georgeandzippyzoo Acceptable to whom?!! Pedant's Corner may not agree😀

Shade17 · 25/11/2023 08:48

Fuck sake

It should be “fuck’s sake” as a shortening of “for fuck’s sake.”

Pinkpinkpink15 · 25/11/2023 08:49

Ladyj84 · 25/11/2023 01:32

What huh it is another thing coming where did you get think from lol

@Ladyj84

are you fairly new here?? It's been a bun fight for years!!

I was like you, sure it was thing. But I was convinced think was actually correct.

but I can't face another bun fight over it.

jemenfous37 · 25/11/2023 08:49

@abominablesnowman You are incorrect. It does make sense, and is the original phrase; it is another thing coming

CantFindTheBeat · 25/11/2023 08:51

Uncharted territory seems to have been replaced with 'unchartered territory.

Maybe too much below deck!

Pinkpinkpink15 · 25/11/2023 08:52

abominablesnowman · 25/11/2023 01:33

The full phrase is, as a previous poster said, "if you think... you've got another think coming".
"another thing coming" makes zero sense in this context

@abominablesnowman

not really.

child 'I'm going into town'
dad 'if you think that, you've got another thing coming'

(Eg helping him in the garden)

Jesseweneedtocook · 25/11/2023 08:54

When people use the word 'mortified' to mean extremely angry.

It means embarrassed.

People think they're being so clever using a long word but get it completely wrong 🫠

Pinkpinkpink15 · 25/11/2023 08:55

Kerantli · 25/11/2023 01:14

It wasn't until I was reading a book last year that I realised I'd been saying "on tenterhooks" wrong for years.

@Kerantli

but that's correct. It is tenterhooks, not tenderhooks

PuppyMonkey · 25/11/2023 08:55

@jemenfous37 so… another THING is coming is it? What was the first thing, in order for another one to be coming in this ha ha “original” version of yours?Grin

PuttingDownRoots · 25/11/2023 08:56

Apparently "think" has been around since 19tn Century, and "thing" definitely from the 80s, maybe earlier... so after 40 years I think both are legitimate!

ColleenDonaghy · 25/11/2023 08:56

ARR instead of Oar for the letter R - exception for pirates, obviously

Cupboard instead of press

Naughty when people mean bold, very strange to use a sexy phrase about young children

I ADORE rest bite though, it's so so perfect, a bite of rest. Amazing. Keep using it, let it become the correct term.

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