To ask your most embarrassing moments?

[IceAndLemonPlease]

I need a laugh tonight.
Mine was when I was at a small soft play event with my DD. I went to open the door to a parent but tripped over a space hopper toy. For some reason I got almost carried by it towards the door, my arms were failing around as I was balanced on top of it then I smashed into the side wall before toppling off onto the floor. The other mum looked absolutely horrified and to her credit didn’t laugh or even smile. She was too worried that I could have potentially hit my head.

Another time was when I walked into a room at work, everyone silent on their computers and a huge fart erupted out of me without warning. I was mortified and they didn’t let me forget it for ages!

Went to the opening of a refurbished club.. Hadn't even had a drink prior.. Fell up the newly installed stairs and grabbed the first thing.. Which was the jeans of a lad young enough to be my ds... The shame....

Trying to get out of a rowing boat on the river in Knaresborough, back in the late 80s. The boat started moving away from the side, so I grabbed the bloke who was in charge of the boats... By his trousers to save myself! He had the surprise choice of either pulling his kecks back up or trying to get me onto land!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@IceAndLemonPlease Oh my God, I've laughed so hard at both your moments, I have tears streaming down my face and I'm getting funny looks from the sofa!!! Oh, not the sofa itself, the husband on the sofa!!! 🤣🤣🤣

My daughter is autistic , so says it as it is . When she was very little we were walking down the road and there was a man opposite cleaning his car . He was a black man - this is very relevant to the next part .

She started screaming and pointed at the man and shouted “ that man has a black face “ .

I was mortified ! I explained to the man that she was autistic and he was lovely and was just laughing . I think at the time she just didn’t pay much attention to her surroundings and was in her own little world and it was only really me and her family that she saw , so she may not at that point have been aware that people have different skin colours but I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me !!

Went to a water park abroad and into the wave pool. Stood up to find my bikini top around my neck and my bazookas on full display.

Lost my top at the end of a water slide. Everyone clapping and cheering.

I just had to take a bow

Many moons ago I was posted abroad with the military. Due to nature of job you didn’t divulge what you did. Met a man out in a club, had a bit of a smooch…he told me he was a doctor I said I was a student and that was that.

few days later I had to pop and see the military doctor on camp for a smear test and guess who walked in 🙈🙈🙈