To be farked off with dd's mate's mother who has just called to say she is allergic to dairy?

[CountessDracula]

I invited her dd round (with another girl) after school today about 2 weeks ago. DD has been to her house. I see her mother daily.

DD wanted to have a tea party. I have bought pizza, made chocolate cake etc.

Now she can have none of it

argh
ffs
I have no time to get to shops and get alternative she will just have to have beans on toast

Why didn't she tell me before

I don't want a farking cake hanging around!

it was a joke soupdragon
stop picking on me

yes there is
I am not bloody makin ganother one now

am going to invite another child (neighbour's, in dd's class) then the three of them can have what I have bought and I will make something else for poor other child

But I don't WANT cake hanging around or I will eat it! There will only be dd tomorrow how is she meant to eat a bloody great cake?

they can eat it all today
It's not my blardy fault

Phone the friend's mother, explain the situation and ask for advice as what is best to do now at this late stage At least then she will know the frankly huge effort you have been to and realise she has spoilt tea for the excited girls

i dont think theres any harm in other kids eating the cake n the allergy kid not....probaly used to it!but there are loadsa freefrom ranges in sains that you could get her, and dont knock yerself out.as already suggested an easy pasta, stress free.
it would be a good idea to find out level of tolerance to dairy.it is a bit off that the mum left it til the last minute to tell you tho'.

lol at experiment

go and buy some sausages and do sausages and chips and jelly

go on go on go on

dont give her beans on toast its not her fault

Agree with Onlyaphase.

She might be able to provide an alternative herself

My frindss little boy has a protein allergy If she sends him round, she sends some carob chocolate for him and he has that so he doesn;t miss out on treats

She wouldn;t just drop it into conversation at the 11th hour either.

invite another friend round for tomorrow and do the cake then

PLEASE DONT PHONE THE MUM

attempt to be cool about it

give her beans on toast or call the mother and say you can't get out so if beans and toast not ok can she bring something round

cheeky mare!

i am going to do pasta insterad of pizza
and will make jelly

god you miserable lot

suasgages chips and jelly and CHALK IT UP

yes annoying yes irritating yes waste of cake but really not little girls fault

Eh? I'm not picking on you nailpolish.

Did I say it was her fault?

It certainly ain't mine
ffs I work and I don't get tiem to pop to shops every 5 mins cos some silly bint can't tell me about an allergy more than 2 mins before

not little girl's fault

mother's fault

kids like beans on toast .. in what way is sausage and chips superior to beans on toast?

you have a lunch hour dont you?

come on, chin up, keep calm and carry on

beans on toast not a special tea

it is here!

beans are farkin' messy

sausage and chips definitely not a 'special meal' .. nor is pizza for that matter

No i don't acutally

On Mondays I work til 2 then flog across London to pick dd up from school
I am on very tight timelines as it is

So should I then drag 3 5yos to waitrose in the pissing rain and howling wind, can;'t drive as have no seats for the other 2, so would be a good 45 mins round trip

yes yes I also work until 2 then have pick thre e up from various places

would still stop off and get sausages thgouh

lack of car rather shit though

pasta and jelly sounds nice

itll be fine!hope you can de-stress!the girls will just have fun whatever they eat!!