To think my friend is going to hell

[capabilityfrowns]

My friend has his own shop where everything is hand made , he makes his own products and stocks hand made products for others as a collective,

He's just text me in a panic , a little old lady came in and bought these .....

He's now worrying in case it's the grandsons xmas present

I think xmas day could be interesting in one house in the north of England 😂🙈

Yes it is true.

When you get to 80 you COMPLETELY FORGET what an anus is. It as if you have lived for 80 WHOLE FUCKING YEARS without ever knowing what an anus is, what a joke is, and you need it to be teensplained to you.

You know that little old ladies in their 80s lived their 20s in the 60s. They aren’t Victorians who are going to have heart failure the mention of bums.

Do you lose your sense of humor after a certain age? Learn something new everyday!

Love this

This is hilarious!!

Most elderly women do not want to buy anus joke socks for children in their lives.

Why do some people think older people are so naive? I doubt there are many Victorian thinking peeps alive. But even Vic and Al apparently had their moments.
My in laws [in their 80's] enjoyed 'Lady Chatterley's lover' when they saw it on dvd a few years back. Apparently it reminded them of their own outdoor adventures, when they were young!😆

I love this! I think I need one and I might buy my mum one too 😂

From Amazon?
Just asking for an ‘old’ friend 🙄

welcometothnuthouse

Why do some people think older people are so naive?

And so little?!

I was in hospital recently and a lady in her 70s next to me had some of the nurses squealing at her: "What was the war like for you, luvvie?" in an effort to make conversation.
She wasn't bloody born.

Ok it was meant to be a lighthearted thread not a lesson on ageism . He didn't say anything and she bought them so all is well .

How on earth would he know she didn't get it? She was hardly likely to start sniggering about it with the guy selling them to her 😵‍💫

capabilityfrowns

She might be into rimming yes.

Surely not.
Anything other than missionary position sex probably wasn't invented until you came of age, I expect.

Tbf I am totally confident that my parents (in their 70s) would not have considered it to be anything other than a nice picture of a planet. If they'd noticed the hyphen they'd have assumed it was an error.
So it's certainly possible that the lady bought it in innocence. I can also say that if my dc got given it by my parents, that they'd thank them nicely, and not mention it until later when they'd have had a little giggle.

I have occasionally had to explain something to my parents I'd rather not, but I'd leave that one without any guilt at all.

I mean, this may shock you, but even the elderly know what an anus is..

If she's in her 80s then her grandson will probably be an adult and find this hilarious.

@capabilityfrowns

Ok it was meant to be a lighthearted thread not a lesson on ageism . He didn't say anything and she bought them so all is well

I read your post as lighthearted bit of fun for Friday night, dunno why you're getting so much grief, some posters must have seen their arses as the saying goes lol see what I did there 😁

Maybe it was that poster who said you could see people's anus in scunch bum leggings? Maybe she brought it for her teenage DGD 🤣

That’s so lovely!
Your Mum might have thought they were maple ( Acer) leaves.

On a complete aside, those socks don't look handmade. He should possibly be worried about trade descriptions if he claims everything is handmade.

It's a collective so not EVERYTHING is handmade and nor is it advertised as such so again, don't worry .

I really wish he had. And I wish I'd been there. This is harious!

Hilarious, that should read 😂

Your post made me giggle and scrolling through the rest of the thread made me miserable🙃

How old was the little old lady who couldn't read that? Or see the childish humour in it

This.