My most ridiculous offer was for ignoring all Working Time, Equalities, Health & Safety, Minimum Wage and Employment Law to work an additional 8 hours a day 3x a week, 6 hours twice and then to come in for 7 hours every Saturday, Sunday, Bank Holiday and unpaid compulsory leave to fulfil a highly specialised and intensely physical role on top of the existing shit paid 36 hours I was already doing - whilst only having 6hrs and 35 minutes between finishing and having to be back in work in the morning.
Bearing in mind a conservative estimate of the going rate was the equivalent of £65k a year, but would ordinarily have required 3 people to do to keep within the Law, so the actual value of work (before taking into account what they wanted was totally illegal and couldn't happen legally) would have been around £200k on an hourly basis, would you like to guess what the offer was they made to me?
Sit down and put that cuppa on the table. You're going to need to be unencumbered for this.
The price they offered was that God would be happy with me.
I shit you not. They said to my face 'Oh, payment? We thought that you'd like to do this as part of your Christian Duty of Service'.
An 86 hour week, working 7 days a week for five months - for the grand sum of (does Maths) £2.95 an hour when NMW was £7.20.
They seemed quite put out when I asked them what made them think I was Christian and stupid enough to fall for such blatant manipulation in the first place, never mind that I was pretty sure that St Peter didn't mean for people to be coerced into working illegal hours for free, what with the rendering what was Caesar's unto Caesar (ie, meeting your legal obligations) detailed by 3 out of 4 Evangelists.