To ask you to find my missing...

[TheRealProfessorYaffle]

Travel neck pillow. It's my nine year old son's and we need it to go on holiday on Thursday. It's blue (kind of teal), slightly velour-y feeling, with a black plastic clip on it. We last took it to the Lake District in August, but we're pretty certain it came back. All of us feel we've seen it recently, but God in Govan, we cannot lay hands on it. My daughter feels like it's near something yellow. We've turned the house over looking for it. Any suggestions welcome.

Car, under the seat

In a suitcase

Wherever you keep all the soft toys

Bottom of the wardrobe

Right, sent husband to look in the car. Very unlikely and he's already huffing, but I told him you don't diss the good women of Mumsnet when they offer advice.
Have looked in all wardrobes, and am going to do a second look at the soft toys.

In a travel suitcase? It's where I found mine

Beside or in a suitcase!

Or in the linen closet

Loft

Has anyone been ill and languishing on the sofa since your return?
If so, where did they strew it?

In a hold-all come to Lake District? Check alllll
bags/suitcases etc that travelled with you. Also check behind the couch, all missing items end up behind my couch for some reason!

It’s with toys or with ironing type stuff

Airing cupboard

Mine was down the side of a Kallax behind the yoga mat…..unlikely to be the same but you never know!

Ok, daughter checking beside my yoga mat. Not in car. No behind sofa. Not used when ill. Off to check the ironing pile, which admittedly probably houses Shergar, Lord Lucan, and Ritchie from the Manic Street Preachers

On top of the wardrobe.
Under the bed.
In a suitcase
With your holiday clothes or sun hats
In a travel bag/holdall you only use for holidays

All suitcases empty and lying awaiting packing. We take camping stuff in big shopping bags though. Will go check there.

Daughter returns. Not in ironing pile, but I think the search was traumatic.

It's on the windowsill in the spare room.

That's where I found my long-lost one.

Under beds clear, although my daughter should be damn well ashamed of the state we found under hers. That's her Sunday morning activity sorted.

Not on windowsill in spare room. Will try loft again.

Is it with your travel wash bag?

In the cloakroom, stuffed down the sleeve of a rarely worn coat or in a wellie.

In son's school sports kit box.

Jammed down the side of the settee.

Don’t forget to say a prayer to St Anthony. He might bring it back for you 😉

It’s fallen off the chair in your bedroom. Just look down the side.

In the box where the spare anoraks/walking boots/woolly hats go.

Or, conversely, the summer stuff you've now put away for the year

With the travel towels

With the swimming gear

In the shed