Four partially erupted wisdom teeth removed under general anaesthetic - they broke one of the adjacent teeth. I got an infection and lost 2 stones in the next 6 weeks, until I got trismus and couldn’t eat or drink at all. I was too ill to care that I was going to die, without drinking!
A broken ankle - I was in so much pain I couldn’t function. I couldn’t think, read, eat, drink, wash myself or go to the toilet by myself. They only gave me codeine, which was absolutely useless. I drank as little as possible so I wouldn’t have to go to the toilet much! A natural twin labour was not in the same league!
A steroid injection into my hand.
My second miscarriage, when a junior doctor in A & E was pulling out what looked like massive clumps of blackcurrant jelly (blood presumably) from my cervix, where it must have been stuck. Enough to fill a lunchbox. My husband, who was watching, couldn’t face a blood test for years afterwards. Then after that, an ERPC, after which I was rolling around in agony, probably because I got Asherman’s syndrome from the first one, when I was also rolling around in agony afterwards!
Oesophageal spasms - at the time, it feels like a heart attack and I’m dying, although it’s not. Severe central chest pain, sweating and dizziness. It’s usually brought on by stress! Luckily a drink of cold water stops it immediately, if I can get one!