...........to declare myself the tsarina of thread killers

[LambethLil]

I'm up late and bored, so make my day- please search me and see how my threads hgave been ignored; marvel at my gentle insight into dealing with childrens' cruelty, agree with my opinions on Sydney suburbs, sympathise with my difficult dinner party. I'm off to bed now but expect to have my ego royally stroked by breakfast!!

never seen you post before but didn't want you to go unanswered again!

....oh do tell all about the difficult dinner parties

I would answer you, but you'd probably ignore me....

I was wondering whether there was a way of bumping without replying- had visions of my whingey post popping up unanswerd for ever! Feel stroked, thank you!

This is similar to another thread I've been trying to kill off. Yippeee...2 bites of the cherry. The thread must die here....

no chance!

I currently have 9 killed threads in my 'threads I'm on' bit. Ha ha I win.

I have 9 killed stone dead...a couple where I'm invisiposter, ie my comments go unremarked upon and therefore are as good as dead, and the best is yet to come.

Ha ha....you do not win...you maybe only nearly win...and though I am tempted to stay up posting lots of inane comments to lots of different threads, so I can kill them stone dead, I am going to be more grown up that that and I am going off to bed..

I do not like dead threads, she said, I do not like when threads are dead, I often find that I'm ignored when typing on the message board...I do not find it fun to do, I do not think you like it too, I think tomorrow we will see who the champion threadkiller has to be. It won't be you, will it be me? I guess we'll have to wait and see.

God, did I really just waste 5 minutes of my life doing that??? I really should get a life!

tee hee had you been drinking?
Thanks for giving me a giggle this morning!

UH? How did I not notice this thread until now. Squilly if you are a Tsarina, I'm a banana. I am the thread killing POPE let me tell you...

sounds like a challenge to me!

Oh PuppyMonkey, or should I say Banana girl....bring it on.

I was at 10 strikes last night when I went to bed...and that was without trying.

I'm just off for a pee, then off to the opticians, and tonight my 7yo will be dictating what I do (our special night tonight) but all day Saturday and all day Sunday, I'll be stalking the threads, selecting my victims and ensuring that my kills are totally maximised.

Unless you got CSI crime solving capabilities you'll never catch me!!! I am blood crazed...picture Johnny Depp with his meat cleaver....the guy with the funny hid on Saw...that's me that is...that's my mum too.

You'll never catch me alive HA HA HAAAA......

And sadly, it'sahardknocklife, I was totally, stone cold sober when I wrote last night. As I am this morning. But I suspect that my meds are starting to kick in!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Be afraid...be very afraid

Ah, puppymonkey.....did you not manage to get as many losers on this thread as your friend did on theirs? Ah diddums!

Or have I read this one all wrong??? and just been horrible to another MNetter without knowing who they are?

Oh well...it's Saturday....what the heck!

PMSL know what you mean LL. I often feel like a thread killer too. I thought it was just me being paranoid, but maybe you are so insightful that you are a very tough act to follow? That's a more comforting way of looking at it

I like the way u things LW....

Me too me too.. please don't let this be the last thing on here!

I wont let you jellies