I am upset that my sister rolled me up in a carpet and kicked me to death

[Greensleeves]

Sorry, I couldn't resist <gets coat>

I think you're lying because you don't sound at all like someone who doesn't have a sister and I should know because I don't have a sister. Frankly you sound like a chatbot or a stack of weasels in a trenchcoat.

Im sad I didnt catch the coffee pot thread now! The thanksgiving one was great!

Thought you were going to say she rolled you up a spliff

Sausage roll beaten 😂

When you've washed the blood out of the carpet can you pop round to my house ? One of my cats just widdled on the carpet , no blood though , just wee.

As you're a ghost (obvs) just let yourself in .

I was gutted when I saw the deletion notice for that thread. I take it that it got juicy??

Same, ngl

I hope she didn't ruin the carpet. They're not cheap you know!

Your sister should have kicked you to death BEFORE rolling you in the carpet. Much more efficient!

I assumed they had been playing one of those murder mystery dinner party games.

1st world problems. Some of us don't have a sister at all and would give anything to be kicked to death by them. So maybe try and get a sense of PERSPECTIVE.

I don't have a sister.

Maybe that's why ...

You seem overly invested in this, OP.

OP, I’d call 101.

Or take yourself to A&E. And write a series of attention seeking heart rending posts from there, despite being in excruciating pain and at deaths door, asking for a ‘hand hold’.

HTH hun xx

Did you roll her in carpet and kick her to death then picador

<Piercing stare like Tim Roth in Lie To Me?>