I am upset that my sister rolled me up in a carpet and kicked me to death

[Greensleeves]

Sorry, I couldn't resist <gets coat>

I thought you were my sister there for a minute 🤣

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What have I missed?

😆

Don’t get it.

I think that's a sign of affection

Did she moan about the wine whilst she was doing it 😄

😂

You’re being unreasonable.

Kicking you to death after rolling you in a carpet must have been quite hard going on her toes.

And anyway she’s (much) younger than you and kicking someone to death in a carpet is a sign of familial closeness.

My daughter was gagged tied up and rolled up in carpet once

Don't worry it's for a film 😂

You've lost me. Not that that's difficult 🤣

Are you a ghost?!

Another one in the dark here 🤔

My sister did all that then wore me and pretended to be me!

As I have no children I can’t possibly comment.

It’s upsetting isn’t it? But as long as she didn’t bludgeon you with your substandard wine bottle or burnt coffee maker I don’t think you can really blame her.

Well, I’m upset that my sister created COVID-19 in a Le Crueset casserole on my kitchen stove and didn’t clear up afterwards

Did you have guests when she did that.

I bet she's childless and 10 years younger as well. The bitch.

Well hell mend you for dissing the wine & ruining the coffee 😂

Well she certainly won't be married 20+ years & have teenage sons thats for sure

Actually why did you not make it plain to her that she is a guest and should wait for you to roll yourself up in your own carpet? Very presumptuous

Usually googling the key words of cryptic posts like this will reveal a shit celeb/royal/influencer who's made some stupid comment which makes it all clear.

Sadly, googling this only brings up some really sad RL cases, so please don't bother.

It's a reference to 2 weird posts by the same poster about an unreasonable sister that have just been deleted. One where the sister criticised the husband's wine choice at a Thanksgiving dinner and one where the sister broke the coffee pot.
Weird references to the sister not having children and the OP wanting the opinions of other mothers. Might've been written by a chatbot.

😂