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Original poster

I am upset that my sister rolled me up in a carpet and kicked me to death

65 replies

Greensleeves · 22/09/2023 17:20

Sorry, I couldn't resist <gets coat>

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Certainlyreally · 22/09/2023 17:32

NinaGeiger · 22/09/2023 17:28

It's a reference to 2 weird posts by the same poster about an unreasonable sister that have just been deleted. One where the sister criticised the husband's wine choice at a Thanksgiving dinner and one where the sister broke the coffee pot.
Weird references to the sister not having children and the OP wanting the opinions of other mothers. Might've been written by a chatbot.

Still no bloody clearer

MatildaTheCat · 22/09/2023 17:33

Thoughts and prayers for your poor suffering sister. She’s been through so much.

YachtMistress · 22/09/2023 17:35

Assumed wine o'clock combined with lighthearted mn moment 🤓

HelpMeGetThrough · 22/09/2023 17:44

Floralnomad · 22/09/2023 17:21

Did she moan about the wine whilst she was doing it 😄

No, snapped and farted.

Haffiana · 22/09/2023 17:51

Is this another I Claudius reference?

EscapeTheCastle · 22/09/2023 17:56

😆This made me LOL.
I felt upset because MY sister ate all the thanksgiving dinner and blamed me. Burp.

TyrannasaurusJex · 22/09/2023 18:07

LTB

TommyNever · 22/09/2023 18:11

My sister laughed at the new birthday pyjamas I'd just put on, before I'd even seen myself in the mirror. Then she poked me in both eyes with her two sharp fingers, Three Stooges style, blinding me for life.

So I never did get to see myself in the new birthday pyjamas.

user76541055773 · 22/09/2023 18:12

HelpMeGetThrough · 22/09/2023 17:44

No, snapped and farted.

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My favourite ever MN quote 😀

WickedSerious · 22/09/2023 18:24

Siblings eh?

Leggytigberk · 22/09/2023 18:29

Let me say this sincerely have you considered Couples Counselling?
It may be beneficial and healing.

Jellykat · 22/09/2023 18:34

Nothing like a bit of carpet burn to bring people closer together!

Angliski · 22/09/2023 18:53

Drip feed.

dontletsaskforthemoon · 22/09/2023 19:02

user76541055773 · 22/09/2023 18:12

My favourite ever MN quote 😀

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I cant remember the original thread so I ant search for it but I remember reading the original thread; it turned very funny!

Trippinthelightfantastic · 22/09/2023 19:05

Sammi89 · 22/09/2023 17:22

Are you a ghost?!

😂😂😂

ZickZack · 22/09/2023 19:18

Yabu. Why did you allow yourself to be rolled in a carpet?
And why did you let yourself die?

Livingtothefull · 22/09/2023 19:31

Are you Cleopatra?

QueenOfThorns · 22/09/2023 19:38

Haffiana · 22/09/2023 17:51

Is this another I Claudius reference?

Don’t you mean ‘I Clavdivs’?

HonoriaLucastaDelagardie · 22/09/2023 19:38

Is this another I Claudius reference?

Carry on Cleo, surely?

Toottooot · 22/09/2023 19:39

Fit the fuck yi spikin aboot min?

Butterkist8 · 22/09/2023 19:41

Oh, okay...

Zonder · 22/09/2023 19:56

Well my sister brought her own bottle of very expensive wine and drank it all herself. Which was pretty funny to watch because she doesn't exist and I'm an only child.

AdoraBell · 22/09/2023 20:05

I have a room rolled up rug in the spare room, I must check it for OP’S body. CBA right now though.

stayathomer · 22/09/2023 20:14

TommyNever

My sister laughed at the new birthday pyjamas I'd just put on, before I'd even seen myself in the mirror. Then she poked me in both eyes with her two sharp fingers, Three Stooges style, blinding me for life.

So I never did get to see myself in the new birthday pyjamas.

I don’t know how to react to this