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To Think We Should All Take A Minute To Be In The Present And Acknowledge That Russell Brand Is Modern Day Sacrificial Lamb?

269 replies

TooBigForMyBoots · 20/09/2023 19:50

And ask ourselves what that says about us and our unconscious, that we persecute the truly innocent, chosen ones.

Forgive me father, for I know not what I do.🙏🙏🙏
https://twitter.com/silviotattiscon/status/1704209878779154495?s=46&t=A2fpFNgDRyXF2d6ye97wEA

https://twitter.com/silviotattiscon/status/1704209878779154495?s=46&t=A2fpFNgDRyXF2d6ye97wEA

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oakleaffy · 20/09/2023 22:49

Wintersgirl · 20/09/2023 22:33

I can't look at RB, I've always thought he's got a dark soul, something about his eyes give me the creeps...

Oh yes, I see what you mean.

I wondered if Brand dabbled with Dark arts.

LizzieSiddal · 20/09/2023 22:53

notahappybunny7 · 20/09/2023 22:37

He’s fucked up, look at Wikipedia and he has had a fucked up childhood and adolescence. It’s no excuse but it’s obviously made an impact.

I do agree with the fact he had a fucked up childhood. He’s written about being sexually abused as a child, his dad let him watch porn from the age of 10 and also took him to Thailand when he was 16 so he could have a week of sex with prostitutes. (His dad should be fucking ashamed of himself).

HOWEVER many people have abusive childhoods and don’t go on to rape and sexually assault women and then compare themselves to Jesus.

RedToothBrush · 20/09/2023 23:02

So he's spouting about Jesus and persecution and this is nothing to do with how a sizable portion of the conspiracy theory market is bible belt red America?

Have I got that right?

He's doing a sales pitch to the Murdoch Fox News crowd. Telling them to be 'awake' to what's happening.

Yawny yawn.

Total grifter.

CherryMaDeara · 20/09/2023 23:05

Exactly RedTooth

Ramalangadingdong · 20/09/2023 23:07

CherryMaDeara · 20/09/2023 22:44

It's scary that Brand's worshippers are so nutso that I actually wondered if this was real or parody.

What? This isn’t parody?

CherryMaDeara · 20/09/2023 23:09

Ramalangadingdong · 20/09/2023 23:07

What? This isn’t parody?

I think it is, but I was second guessing myself!

AlexaCanYouHearMe · 20/09/2023 23:13

If this IS real, it has to be the same poster who posted a thread saying they still fancy him. How anyone can fancy him just eludes me.

He is repugnant, his hair looks shit, his mouth looks like a deep sea fish from the bottom the the North Atlantic, his eyes look deeply cold, and he always looks like he hasn't showered for 5 years. BLEURGH!!! 😣

Revolting, pervy, unfunny, over-privileged horrible man. Good riddance to him.

Also, that tiktok video was laughable and cringe!

Janettttt · 20/09/2023 23:18

Oh you poor lamb Russell 🙄

CherryMaDeara · 20/09/2023 23:20

AlexaCanYouHearMe · 20/09/2023 23:13

If this IS real, it has to be the same poster who posted a thread saying they still fancy him. How anyone can fancy him just eludes me.

He is repugnant, his hair looks shit, his mouth looks like a deep sea fish from the bottom the the North Atlantic, his eyes look deeply cold, and he always looks like he hasn't showered for 5 years. BLEURGH!!! 😣

Revolting, pervy, unfunny, over-privileged horrible man. Good riddance to him.

Also, that tiktok video was laughable and cringe!

Agreed, he has also aged badly. Looks 55 not 48. Despite being the right weight for his height, he looks puffy and bloated as well.

It’s funny you say his eyes look deeply cold, given his victims reported his eyes turning black/glazed just before he attacked.

chaosmaker · 20/09/2023 23:23

WhiteWriting · 20/09/2023 20:55

God, these fucking awful men all around. Is a cull in order? It's the only humane thing to do.

Try reading 'The Gate to Women's Country' by Sherri S. Tepper. Sort of the opposite of 'The Handmaid's Tale' but much better done as it's done by women :)

mysocksarehaunted · 20/09/2023 23:26

That little double clap at the end when he emphasises 'now' - is this some kind of sub-conscious implanted trigger command to his minions? It reminds me a bit of when stage hypnotists want someone to stop being a chicken or something. Oh crap, looks like I'm a conspiracy theorist too now😬

RandomForest · 20/09/2023 23:26

Looks like the party's over.

GonnaGetGoingReturns · 20/09/2023 23:29

oakleaffy · 20/09/2023 22:49

Oh yes, I see what you mean.

I wondered if Brand dabbled with Dark arts.

The person who I was related to, married to my aunt, I never saw it, but DB as an adult see it, a Sagan/devil worshipping shrine in a room in the family home. I can’t name this person but he’s a sick F’er very much like RB. Used to be known in 70s/80s newspaper articles as the Manipulating Man (or something along those lines) and had a very small advertising agency. Evil as F.

CherryMaDeara · 20/09/2023 23:31

mysocksarehaunted · 20/09/2023 23:26

That little double clap at the end when he emphasises 'now' - is this some kind of sub-conscious implanted trigger command to his minions? It reminds me a bit of when stage hypnotists want someone to stop being a chicken or something. Oh crap, looks like I'm a conspiracy theorist too now😬

Either that or he thinks he’s a nursery schoolteacher.

RandomForest · 20/09/2023 23:35

HelenFisksBrownSuit · 20/09/2023 20:24

I watched the video with the sound off. He's snarling like a dog. Scary bloke.

And that's him being controlled.

I would hate to see him in a true narc rage, he'd be violently fast with that mouth.

He reminds me of someone.

Sparklecats · 20/09/2023 23:53

Needed this, extracting eyebrows from hairline….

TorqueWrench · 20/09/2023 23:53

Oh come now. He's probs just a dirty little bastard that abused his power. All this hyperbole about 'dark arts' and his eyes mysteriously changing colour is a bit daft.

AlexaCanYouHearMe · 20/09/2023 23:55

CherryMaDeara · 20/09/2023 23:20

Agreed, he has also aged badly. Looks 55 not 48. Despite being the right weight for his height, he looks puffy and bloated as well.

It’s funny you say his eyes look deeply cold, given his victims reported his eyes turning black/glazed just before he attacked.

It’s funny you say his eyes look deeply cold, given his victims reported his eyes turning black/glazed just before he attacked.

Oh. Shock That has made my blood run cold!

AlexaCanYouHearMe · 20/09/2023 23:57

Agree about him looking older than his age too!

SequentialAnalyst · 21/09/2023 00:00

greggstomelette · 20/09/2023 20:49

This is exactly what me and DH just said to each other

I thought that too.

Did anyone post a link to the messiah rant? I haven't seen it...

tolerable · 21/09/2023 00:01

-wtf is he suppose to say that would be deemed appropriate response?
I wasnt there- i saw they hype bout "biggest news story bout to break"(er..who was THAT surprised) We all know there are genuine families dying in an attempt to-stay alive. so was a big build up.
also. #me too ...never was there a more "safe space" to out rapeysleazebags.
im not saying i dont believe the claims. i am saying wtf do the media and or the " victims" expect from this.

Namechangedtoanswerthisone · 21/09/2023 00:03

I can never understand the total dimwits that actually believe that RB is uncovering some huge lie, that he is a prophet of the truth and 'they' are 'out to get him at all costs'. Some people @TooBigForMyBoots are either completely drawn into this 'them' and 'secrets that he is exposing' that 'the rest of the sheeple won't get/haven't woken up to' blah blah blah

OR

Too many smoke too much dope.

Or

Step back from the whatever it is you are taking

Or

You are trying to be funny (it doesn't work).

RB is a misogynist, dick and a bell end. He is able to hoodwinked people into believing he 'knows something' and some very dim people 'follow him'. The new messiah perhaps!

JoanOfAllTrades · 21/09/2023 00:07

I always thought he was a complete w@nker ever since he was on the radio with that other complete w@nker, Jonathon Ross, and they phoned up Andrew Sachs, live on air, and RB described in detail, into Andrew’s answering machine, the sex that RB had with Andrew’s granddaughter.

Who the actual F does that? And all that happened was that RB got a slap on the wrist.

Disgusting behaviour from a disgusting man!

CherryMaDeara · 21/09/2023 00:10

SequentialAnalyst · 21/09/2023 00:00

I thought that too.

Did anyone post a link to the messiah rant? I haven't seen it...

https://x.com/silviotattiscon/status/1704209878779154495?s=46&t=JFUmeXIc7lvwnB_UTvqiUg

https://x.com/silviotattiscon/status/1704209878779154495?s=46&t=JFUmeXIc7lvwnB_UTvqiUg

Spambod · 21/09/2023 00:12

He is bricking it and losing it. More women have come forward. If convicted in the uk he will do a week of community service but a US conviction could mean substantial jail time. Bye bye cosy cottage in the shire.