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Hyenas and birth

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VeterinaryCareAssistant · 13/09/2023 11:22

AIBU to share with you how hyenas give birth?

The females give birth through their clitoris, which can take days and be excruciatingly painful. The clitoris rips too, which on a plus side, makes it slightly easier for her to birth the following years' babies.

Ouch!

OP posts:
DinoMummsy · 13/09/2023 11:34

🤮 so glad I'm not a hyena then 🤣

fishingfor · 13/09/2023 17:18

That's nothing to laugh about.

thaegumathteth · 13/09/2023 17:21

My clitoris ripped during birth - am I a hyena?

legalseagull · 13/09/2023 17:22

God really has it in for females Grin

LittleBrownBaby · 13/09/2023 17:29

This should come with a trigger warning Grinhad to hold onto my bits just reading that!!!

Poppysmom22 · 13/09/2023 18:00

Fgs take about a design flaw

XenoBitch · 13/09/2023 18:20

Their clitoris looks like a penis too. So they are pushing out their cubs through a narrow tube...and the cubs are born fully developed with their eyes open. Arg!

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