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Would you like to be a Kardashian?

98 replies

Whatsthepointofitallthen · 01/09/2023 20:44

I would love the money, big, close family, exciting life…but not the fame

I know it’s all pretty shallow and crap, who’s your favourite though?

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andrainwillmaketheflowersgrow · 02/09/2023 11:07

Whatsthepointofitallthen · 02/09/2023 11:07

Do they see him, is he ok? They never seem to mention him

I think he struggled with some serious addiction issues.

MattDamon · 02/09/2023 11:21

He seems close to Khloe. She's always posting photos of his daughter.

ThePoshUns · 02/09/2023 11:39

Good god no. I'm happy with the face I was born with. Can't imagine looking in the mirror and seeing someone else.
Moronic and shallow with no morals.
I'd rather be me thank you.

SaturdayGiraffe · 02/09/2023 11:50

Knowing my luck I'd end up as Caitlyn.

MattDamon · 02/09/2023 11:50

Kim, who was always the most beautiful one, has had the most plastic surgery/tweaks. It must really mess with your head to live like they do.

Beezknees · 02/09/2023 11:53

No, I wouldn't like to be them. I don't even think they are close, they're always jealous and in competition with each other. Kris is a terrible mother and her daughters speak to her like shit.

Kendall is ok, she seems the most down to earth but the others are all irritating.

RudsyFarmer · 02/09/2023 11:55

I’m an introvert so it would be a complete nightmare for me.

Beezknees · 02/09/2023 11:55

Whatsthepointofitallthen · 02/09/2023 09:50

I think Khloe probably seems the nicest, Kris is a dick and acts like a diva, it’s embarrassing

Khloe isn't nice, she publicly told a young woman that she'd "ruined her family" when her boyfriend cheated on her for the millionth time.

DinaofCloud9 · 02/09/2023 11:56

No because none of them seem happy. I wouldn't mind looking like Kendall though.

Whatsthepointofitallthen · 02/09/2023 13:22

Surely Kim hasn’t had the most surgery? Kylie looks a completely different person to when young. After she’d first had some surgery, she looked beautiful, now she went too far. Khloe also looks v different too
i think Kourtney maybe had the least? The series with Travis makes me feel a bit quesy

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andrainwillmaketheflowersgrow · 02/09/2023 13:30

MattDamon · 02/09/2023 11:50

Kim, who was always the most beautiful one, has had the most plastic surgery/tweaks. It must really mess with your head to live like they do.

Has she had the most surgery, or is she just the one to admit to it?

Khloe is virtually unrecognisable now. She looks nothing like herself.

Would you like to be a Kardashian?
Mapletreelane · 02/09/2023 13:33

I recall seeing a picture last year of Kim in a Dublin pub having a pint of Guinness and thought fair play. All that money and fame and she fancied a pint in a pub.

Then saw pictures of what actually happened....a whole entourage was there sorting out the pose, she had her own lighting for the picture ffs. In a pub.

And realised how every move she makes is orchestrated and choreographed. It must be exhausting to live like that, nothing is spontaneous, you can't just live in the moment. Every move she makes has an end goal. Her validation as a person is from the reaction of the world to every move she makes.

No I'll take my middle aged suburban normality where I'm not minted but have lovely friends and family and my life is real. Can't wait for my daughter to open her birthday presents tomorrow...her first vinyl record and a turntable. She will be delighted and not a designer item in sight.

AIstolemylunch · 02/09/2023 13:39

My overiding thought about them is how ridiculous their arses look. Kim looks ridicolous to me and i find it cinge how they defrom their bodies to fit some terrible sexist cliche about the kind of figure that certain rappers think is sexual.

I think the model one still has a normal figure (because the catwalk designer know the massive arses look ridiculous) so I guess I'd be her if I had to be one of them.

There are lots of ways to have plenty of money though that don't involve prostituting yourself in sex tapes and deforming yourself for the male gaze.

Cece92 · 02/09/2023 13:47

I like them lol! I like kris Jenner and I like Khloe. I've recently took a shine to Kourtney purely because she's trying to break away and live the life she wants too. I was supposed to see blink 182 tonight as I'm a massive fan but unfortunately has been postponed. X

ThePoshUns · 02/09/2023 13:50

SaturdayGiraffe · 02/09/2023 11:50

Knowing my luck I'd end up as Caitlyn.

Snort!

MattDamon · 02/09/2023 14:29

There's a reddit forum that keeps track of all their shenanigans and Kim has definitely had more surgery. Yes, Khloe has had tons and Kylie has had a lot of fillers and some surgery, but Kim has literally had everything done. Probably twice. There are even photos supporting a face lift. She's completely ruined her natural beauty, imo.

Whatsthepointofitallthen · 02/09/2023 14:59

@MattDamon You can tell she’s had work, but she doesn’t look as obvious as the others at all 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Whatsthepointofitallthen · 02/09/2023 15:00

Kim still looks like her, but the others are completely different, especially Kylie
Kendalls had her lips done by the look of it

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SuperiorM · 02/09/2023 15:02

Hmm, can’t separate how they got the wealth from the rest of it, but I I could just have the money without lack of taste in just about everything …

AllProperTeaIsTheft · 02/09/2023 15:03

God no! And I don't have a favourite - I have no idea which ones are which tbh.

KezzabellaB · 02/09/2023 15:04

Hell yeah! I even have the right initial for my first name!

JustGotToKeepOnKeepingOn · 02/09/2023 19:07

I've never watched them on TV and don't know much about them. All I've heard about is big bums, plastic surgery and ridiculous baby names. That's enough to make me never watch anything they're on.

It's really sad if they're seen as role models.

RaisinCain · 02/09/2023 19:14

I wouldn’t want their lives.

I binge watched a few of the recent series when I had covid and was brain dead and it looked so vacuous and shallow but also stressful. Constantly getting ‘glammed’ - Kim must spend three quarters of her life in hair & makeup. Everything they do is about how it will look, photograph for social media, boost their brand etc. it just looks so intense yet also so boring!

It would probably have been fun for a few years in my twenties. But in my mid 40s I just think it’s dull as fuck to be constantly worrying about what you look like. And to be so selfishly shallow as to be buying babies and private jetting around with hideous 20k handbags is pretty vulgar.

I also pity their romantic relationships. So many awful men!

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