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Would you like to be a Kardashian?

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Whatsthepointofitallthen · 01/09/2023 20:44

I would love the money, big, close family, exciting life…but not the fame

I know it’s all pretty shallow and crap, who’s your favourite though?

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HobbiddoH · 01/09/2023 22:41

Not in a month of Sundays!
Would you swap having loads of money for zero privacy, being unhappy with your looks to the point where you’re frequently having surgery, have strangers constantly criticise you, your partner cheat on you and humiliate you, your parent transition to a different gender, have no mates because you don’t know who you can trust, have your kids know all your past escapades and fuck knows what else? No way.

tt9 · 01/09/2023 22:45

not even if I was given ALL the money in the world

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Whatsthepointofitallthen · 02/09/2023 00:09

I wonder if they’ll ever turn on the mum? I mean they didn’t ask for this did they?

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Mamai90 · 02/09/2023 00:18

No, I would hate to be a celebrity. I'd honestly prefer to be poor. Nothing is sacred to these women, it's all for the gram.

LynetteScavo · 02/09/2023 09:09

No, because they've been on camera being vile to each other. They were awful when Kourtney (I think) wore a pair of Birkenstock sandals in the garden. I'd much rather have the siblings I have with the income I have than be in that family (and I'd really, really like to be rich, so that's saying something Grin)

UnDruidlyWords · 02/09/2023 09:17

To me, they don't look like they know how to 'human' properly yet and if they had past lives it wouldn't surprise me if every one of them was a pigeon. They clearly know how to 'pigeon' - eat, preen, fuck, fight, and that's about it.

floribunda18 · 02/09/2023 09:18

Hell no.

KimberleyClark · 02/09/2023 09:21

I have zero interest in any of them.

CoteDOpale · 02/09/2023 09:21

Same as you. Money, fab. Close family, lovely. Fame? Nah, not for me.

I have a friend who is actually a (fairly distant) relative of them and has no interest in any of it. She’s the most down to earth person I’ve ever met.

PimpMyFridge · 02/09/2023 09:23

UnDruidlyWords · 02/09/2023 09:17

To me, they don't look like they know how to 'human' properly yet and if they had past lives it wouldn't surprise me if every one of them was a pigeon. They clearly know how to 'pigeon' - eat, preen, fuck, fight, and that's about it.

👌👏🤣🤣

dontforgetme · 02/09/2023 09:24

Wouldn't mind their money, houses and holidays.

Lilithlogic · 02/09/2023 09:24

There is a site on YouTube showing how many people they have stolen ideas off and not paid. People they have threatened with their lawyers to get the result they want. They open businesses get as much cash as they can, then shut them down. They lied about Kylie being a billionaire. It's all smoke and mirrors. Apparently their stars are being to lose their shine.

Missey85 · 02/09/2023 09:28

Hell no! I'd rather be pier and happy than one of them morons they have nothing relevant to say so now there turned to baby making to try and stay on the tv Thier a bunch of losers

AvocadotoastORahouse · 02/09/2023 09:35

I quite like the sass of the child free one who is refusing to bow down to Mother Pimp's demands for more grandkids to keep the brand going.

But mostly I feel sorry for them as they all seem to have various issues, terrible relationships and I can't imagine living my life under such constant scrutiny to always look amazing.

They have made a fortune out of basically nothing which is remarkable.

AvocadotoastORahouse · 02/09/2023 09:40

UnDruidlyWords · 02/09/2023 09:17

To me, they don't look like they know how to 'human' properly yet and if they had past lives it wouldn't surprise me if every one of them was a pigeon. They clearly know how to 'pigeon' - eat, preen, fuck, fight, and that's about it.

That's brilliant Grin

andrainwillmaketheflowersgrow · 02/09/2023 09:43

The only one who appears semi-normal is Kendall.

Khloe and Kylie don't even look like themselves anymore.

Seashellies · 02/09/2023 09:44

UnDruidlyWords · 02/09/2023 09:17

To me, they don't look like they know how to 'human' properly yet and if they had past lives it wouldn't surprise me if every one of them was a pigeon. They clearly know how to 'pigeon' - eat, preen, fuck, fight, and that's about it.

It's surprising MN find these kind of comments about other women and fine and perfectly in the spirit of the site, yet innocuous posts about some other women are deleted and shut down promptly.

cornflower21 · 02/09/2023 09:47

My god no, they seems to be out of reality big time.🙈🙈

UnDruidlyWords · 02/09/2023 09:50

Seashellies · 02/09/2023 09:44

It's surprising MN find these kind of comments about other women and fine and perfectly in the spirit of the site, yet innocuous posts about some other women are deleted and shut down promptly.

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The last time I looked there are also male members of the Kardashian family, not just female.

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Whatsthepointofitallthen · 02/09/2023 09:50

I think Khloe probably seems the nicest, Kris is a dick and acts like a diva, it’s embarrassing

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Seashellies · 02/09/2023 09:54

UnDruidlyWords · 02/09/2023 09:50

The last time I looked there are also male members of the Kardashian family, not just female.

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Yes Rob, to which the only comment on the thread that relates to him (seen as though he hasn't had surgery, doesn't make money off of the brand and isn't prominent on social media etc so doesn't seem to be included in the comments on here) is this:

If I had to be one it’d probably be Robert! 😂. Seems the most sensible

WandaWonder · 02/09/2023 09:56

They would only show us the bits they want to world the see

So no I would not

Spectre8 · 02/09/2023 10:01

Hmmm probably Kendal, she always seemed to not like the whole TV series when she was younger. She is now a successful model and seems to have her head on straight as in not being so wild other than partying.

So thats who id want to be.

MattDamon · 02/09/2023 11:05

Interesting that Rob, the only male is the one who couldn't handle the fame/narcissism the rest of them court. He was a recluse for years, still doesn't seem to live a normal life.

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Whatsthepointofitallthen · 02/09/2023 11:07

Do they see him, is he ok? They never seem to mention him

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