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AIBU?

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I have done something childish and I don't care

307 replies

DorisLessingsCat · 31/08/2023 18:27

End of week 2 holidaying in a remote French village, in a small campsite.

There is one toilet block building but the cubicles inside are marked dames / hommes, so there is sex segregation.

For the whole time I've been here the same bloke has been using the Dames side. Not because the hommes side was full, just because he wanted to (I did ask in my bad French the 3rd time I encountered him coming out of the women's and he did le shrug and he said something about les dames est plus propre).

Anyway, I have been mildly annoyed at this. Today when I saw him close the door on his Dames shower cubicle I took his flip flops from outside of the door and threw them in the hedge behind the toilet block. I might have had some vin rouge prior to the incident.

(Also, the owners do not care in case anyone says I should have taken it through Proper Channels.)

AIBU?

OP posts:
78Summer · 01/09/2023 07:09

Very funny. Bravo!

ImaginingDragonz · 01/09/2023 07:48

Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty.

ArabeIIaScott · 01/09/2023 07:55

Maddy70 · 31/08/2023 23:30

Honestly who cares. Most of Europe just use whichever cubicle they prefer unlike uptight brits

La cerise sur la gateaux! 😂

ArabeIIaScott · 01/09/2023 07:56

😂

ArabeIIaScott · 01/09/2023 07:58

Mummyoflittledragon · 01/09/2023 02:11

I get tongs perdus but not aux pays?

OP ... aux pays ... a wee merde pun ...

RedDoughnut · 01/09/2023 08:15

Je nominate le thread ici pour Les Classiques!

MuckyPlucky · 01/09/2023 09:19

RedDoughnut · 01/09/2023 08:15

Je nominate le thread ici pour Les Classiques!

Ah oui!

Mummyoflittledragon · 01/09/2023 09:39

ArabeIIaScott · 01/09/2023 07:58

OP ... aux pays ... a wee merde pun ...

Oh of course. Thx 😄

GrandHighPoohbah · 01/09/2023 10:07

Maddy70 · 31/08/2023 23:30

Honestly who cares. Most of Europe just use whichever cubicle they prefer unlike uptight brits

Ah zut! Les po-faces sont arrivees.....

WhileMyGuitarGentlyWeeps · 01/09/2023 10:11

GrandHighPoohbah · 01/09/2023 10:07

Ah zut! Les po-faces sont arrivees.....

😆

zingally · 01/09/2023 11:12

A perfect example of revenge fitting the crime. Tres bien OP! I'd have done the same!

SerafinasGoose · 01/09/2023 12:40

MuckyPlucky · 31/08/2023 23:30

Officially the wittiest, cleverest post on MN ever! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣

Please may you consider being my best friend by any chance? I think I actually love you!

😂

Always open to friendship!

Helleofabore · 01/09/2023 12:40

That was very apt OP! thanks for the laugh!

Oldtigernidster · 01/09/2023 18:19

Absolutely brilliant!! Well done!!!

Goatymum · 01/09/2023 18:23

countvoncount · 31/08/2023 19:06

Oh mange tout!
You are my hero

Or man get out in this case!!

Batalax · 01/09/2023 18:26

Goatymum · 01/09/2023 18:23

Or man get out in this case!!

😂

ZiggZagg · 01/09/2023 18:35

Amazing 🤩

Airspice · 01/09/2023 19:18

I’ve been sobbing all day after losing my precious mum 2 months ago and having a bad day and this thread has proper out a smile on my face 😄 Merci pour Le Phillipe Philop story!

Airspice · 01/09/2023 19:18

Put

Disabledmomma · 01/09/2023 19:22

Nominate for classics too

SisterAgatha · 01/09/2023 19:24

Trenchfootinthescottishhighlandstoday · 31/08/2023 18:34

Maybe he is called Philippe Philop??

It’s ridiculous how much I laughed at this.

Mummyoflittledragon · 01/09/2023 19:26

Goatymum · 01/09/2023 18:23

Or man get out in this case!!

Brilliant!

januaryjan · 01/09/2023 19:31

Trenchfootinthescottishhighlandstoday · 31/08/2023 18:34

Maybe he is called Philippe Philop??

😆

WeetabixTowels · 01/09/2023 19:32

😂😂😂😂😂

OP can I be your friend? You sound fun!

OriginalFloorboards · 01/09/2023 19:38

Oooh la la. This thread is c’est magnifique

(and that’s probably all wrong but I am 50 and only remember to ask which way is it to the train station…no use here!)