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Wild animal poo

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Dinsbun · 30/08/2023 20:21

We have moved to a small acreage in a rural area. We are surrounded by houses on smaller blocks. Our front door is on a street and across from a field and a stream. This morning, we found poop on our front door mat, most likely from a Marder (like a weasel). How likely is it that a wild animal would poop at your front door, on the mat, under street lights, and not anywhere else? As in, in the field across? I am wondering if someone put it there.

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TheColourofspring · 30/08/2023 20:34

It’s more likely to be a fox to be honest. I live in a city and we get foxes pooing on the front step a lot! Marking territory! It stinks too

MereDintofPandiculation · 30/08/2023 20:42

Took me a long time to find out what a Marder was. Googling just gave me pictures of tanks. Seems it’s German for Marten

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 30/08/2023 20:44

It’s saying Herzlich Wilkommen !

Dinsbun · 31/08/2023 07:27

Hahaha! @brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

As long as it isn't the neighbour's saying the opposite.

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