W*nk*ng in the shower

[Snowdrop89]

I need to start work. We have 3 young kids, youngest is 1. My husband is on annual leave. He’s in the shower wnkng & he’s making me run late… I just can’t imagine it being cool if he was going to be late for work and I was like errr hang on a mo, I’m chilling with my toy… so annoyed. I just asked him to hurry up & he got really stressy with me. AIBU??

How do you know 😳

What toy are you chilling with? Are you also wanking?

Cos I had to go in the bathroom to wash makeup off my hands…

No! I was just saying I can’t imagine he’d be fine with the situation in reverse, him trying to get ready for work & me w*nking!!

You can say wanking you know.

I would say, in matter of fact tone - I need to get ready for work, can’t you wank later?

That’s really gross doing that in the shower

What a wanker.

He’s in the shower wanking, with the bathroom door open ? What a catch

why is this making you late ?How long does it take him ? Is he going for “worlds longest wank” record

What if your kids walked in on him

It’s one thing to wank in the shower and another to be so brazen about it while you’re in there washing your hands. Ugh.

Just go, fuck that shit.

Just go in there and do what you need to do to finish getting yourself ready.

The wanking for me isn't relevant. The facts that he is in the shower at the exact time you need to get ready for work would fully piss me off.

So you've a couple of young kids, you're trying to leave for work - who's meant to be looking after them? I mean of you wash your hands in the kitchen sink and go, no one's looking after them cos he's having a shower wank?? Sounds like a great Dad.

Are you late cos you couldn't get in the bathroom or cos you can't leave the kids?

This is giving me the ick. Is it not giving you the ick?