Bear with me.
Bathroom showroom man is insistent that bathroom mirror must go above sink. I know this is where they usually go. But why? Who does this suit? Men who want to shave and drop hair clippings in the sink? What about women? Specifically, short women. I'm of an age where I need to get close to a mirror. Really close. I can't do eye makeup from the distance over a sink. Nor can I pluck eyebrows. Nor apply wax to underarms. I can't lean over the sink to get closer (because I'm short). Actually, I don't really want to watch myself brushing my teeth. AIBU to want the mirror somewhere else, where I can actually use it?!