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...to want to 'turn' Simon Amstell from Nevermind The Buzzcocks?

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emmy1979 · 26/02/2008 14:48

His general curly haired celebrity killing wit just does it for me. I know I'm too old and the wrong sex but I'm sure if I work my magic....

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wotsits · 26/02/2008 14:52

YANBU. When I was heavily pregnant I'd have 'romantic' dreams about him - yes, I know he's gay, yes, I'm almost old enough to be his mother, but there's something about the boy that I like...

katz · 26/02/2008 14:53

i did know he was gay, love his hair! is he back for the new series?

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emmy1979 · 26/02/2008 14:58

I'd say the dreams I have about him are less romance more...rude. Keep trying to convince dp that curly hair would suit him as trying to recreate him as the amstell. Think he's back for new series. Do you think he'd be totally mortified to read this? I think he'd like it in his own twisted way.

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Mercy · 26/02/2008 15:04

I like Simon too

RedFraggle · 26/02/2008 15:09

Nope - me too!! I think it is partly because he is so witty and that is very appealing!

Volkl · 26/02/2008 15:13

PLease god tell me he's not gay!!!

Youve just ruined my dream!!!! I swear he was going to fall for me if i gazed long enough at the TV!

girlfrommars · 26/02/2008 15:18

Simon's lovely.
Mmmm

tyaca · 26/02/2008 15:58

c'mon volkl - how did you not know?

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emmy1979 · 26/02/2008 16:21

Yep. Definitely gay. Usually I don't go for that 'all gay men are gorgeous' lark - look at right said fred. Wonder if Simon's got a fan club? Can you imagine.

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Macdog · 26/02/2008 19:35

Highlight of Buzzcocks was the Gay off between Simon and John Barrrowman!!

deaconblue · 26/02/2008 19:52

he is a very very funny man, would love to be his mate but don't think he's all that sexy though

SugarSkyHigh · 26/02/2008 19:54

imo simon needs a good smacking

Jodyray · 26/02/2008 20:02

GAY!!! I never knew that! I just thought he was up his own arse!!! Funny though!

girlfrommars · 26/02/2008 20:06

Me! Me!

I'll sort that out for you Sugar

RedFraggle · 28/02/2008 15:46

Yes Macdog, I loved that episode! But I think John Barrowman is superb too...

DualCycloneCod · 28/02/2008 15:46

he is liek a kitten imo
i htink i have mentioned it before

DualCycloneCod · 28/02/2008 15:47

By iCod on Fri 11-Jan-08 17:34:58
oh no he IS half animal surely. amstell woudl be like a rather poncey kittne and oyu coudl feed him those tiny weeny cat food portions where in teh advert the woman shoevr her nose in it to take a bit.

Botbot · 28/02/2008 15:50

Never thought about him rudely but would love to go out for an amusing pint with him and bitch about pop stars.

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