PJs that don’t scrunch up in your arse crack in the night

[Whatevs99]

Apologies for the crude title but please please please can someone recommend pjs that you don’t spend the night dragging out of your arse crack while half asleep. There is NOTHING WORSE, but I have failed to find any decent ones, EVER.

I’m early 50s, so unfortunately not the svelt nymph I used to be before 3 DS and 1,000 packets of tayto.

You shouldn’t have that problem, you do wear knickers underneath right?

I always wear jammies from Simply Be, any other ones wedge up my bum too, weird!

Also OP, are you from NI with the Tayto reference?

I feel your pain. I have Their Nibs pyjamas and although I love them they crawl up my arse every night. As for the idea of buying them bigger, mine are so big I could fit another person in there but they still go up my arse. It’s the seem that runs from front to back that’s the problem.

You know the company that make the Oodie? Well they do oversized sleep t-shirts as well. Not sure I'd spend the money, but they do look amazing and so comfy.

as for putting on ok bottoms when I get up, what about the 4 times in the night - now that I’m 50+ with 3 “normal” deliveries under my belt

I think people are suggesting you put them in the morning since you mentioned getting cold ankles in the kitchen. Not putting pjs on every time you go to the toilet. Unless you mean you access your only toilet/bathroom through the kitchen as some houses do, of course.

Cut the crotch out.
Keeps your legs warm and your fanny cool and nothing to gain access to your arse crack.
Win win.
😉😁😁😁

Wear nothing, problem solved. Duvets keep you warm!

Snap. No hungry arse here either!

Yours clothing do some really comfy wide leg jammie bottoms.....they don't dissapear in the night x

@Riapia I would have guffawed at that, except I’m Irish and we don’t do that sort of thing.

Boden in a size too big. They always seem to have loads in their sale when it's on