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Is it Brian?

5 replies

dotty12345 · 01/07/2023 16:51

According to the Daily Mail, women in Hull have more sexual partners than women from other cities, I reckon Brian and his Yoni massage are to blame, anyone else? Anyone here from Hull who can corroborate this?

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Soubriquet · 01/07/2023 16:56

Gotta be Brian.

scaredofpate · 01/07/2023 17:05

I'n from Hull and I can confirm it's all Brian's fault! We just can't get enough of him and his damn massages 🤣

A303 · 01/07/2023 17:07

The act of sex differs from city to city, in the same way there are regional dialects when speaking. It comes down to quality and style rather than quantity in each case.

I can give you some examples. Women who live near St Michael's Mount in Cornwall prefer to get down into doggy style every time. A little further up country in Devon, many women like it au naturel, so the rhythm method is practiced in Exeter. Perhaps there, they do need to be quick though. Then, over in the next county women prefer it deep, particularly in Shaftesbury.

The horniest place of all though seems to be Redditch. On a Monday morning there is a long queue at the pharmacy.

dotty12345 · 01/07/2023 17:31

@scaredofpate lucky old Brian, I remember there was talk of getting coach parties together!

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MrsTerryPratchett · 01/07/2023 17:33

I've been to Hull. There's fuck all else to do. That's why.

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