Where the f is my loo roll? (Light-hearted)

[Baggingarea]

Popped a fresh loo roll in the bathroom this morning. Had 2 workmen in today who blocked off this particular bathroom which I've asked them not to use. DH says he hasn't used that loo today. But loo roll now gone.

Things to consider:

1. I don't think they used the loo. The floor is clean and their boots will have debris.

2. two men alone surely can't shit so much in one day they use an entire loo roll? Right?

3. they have their own wipes that they've been using for the work they are doing. No need to use loo roll for any of the jobs.

Where could it have gone???

Should say AIBU to suspect they've taken/used it?

One or both of them have hay fever and have used it to blow their nose.
Your cat has unravelled the whole thing and hidden the evidence somewhere.
The Andrex puppies visited your house and well, you know the rest.
You only imagined you replaced the roll.
Aliens.

Andrew puppies pls (although surely they'd bring more?)

You sound like Mrs Bouquet....'popped a fresh loo roll...' (as opposed to what?) ... ' asked them not to use...' (this bathroom) which is inside an area they had to block themselves off in, to do their work.

Lol I love how Mumsnet can find a problem with anything. And it's Bouquet, not Bucket.

Have they turned up yet, OP?