Spider willies

[GwinCoch]

@eightmonthsscared

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Discuss! 😂

They are right feckers who camp out in your laundry if you let it get darked on OP.

I am so here for this tonight. Spider advice!

Shit I left my washing out 😱

This is my first thought every time I need to get my washing in 😂😂

Ah shit I left mine out too. In Surrey whilst I am in Yorkshire and DP is visiting a mate!

Just a shirt of DPs on the line, it'll be fine.

But what about your pegs? You have to take your pegs down too otherwise the little bastards get in there and you have them rubbing their willies all over your fecking pegs!! @MrsToothyBitch I'm amazed - I had no idea you Southerners ever came up North let alone committed the crime of leaving home and letting your laundry get darked on and spider willied into the bargain on a Friday night too - how very dare you?

Pegs off, can't stand them hanging about.

Yabvvvu. Spider willies are a serious problem. Always take your laundry in and put your pegs in a peg bag.
Now let's talk about bins in the bathroom

Apparently, they jizz into little packets and hand them to their lady loves ❤

Imagine being handed a packet of jizz.

<vom>

But also, this train of thought has made me wonder if spider sperm looks normal, or whether their sperm looks all fucked up. Like the grown up ones do? 🤔

They make a special sperm web then tiptoe up to their lady friend and squirt her - well that's what I've just researched anyway. A bit like DH then.......

Your home no longer exists. Are spider willies covered under your house insurance?

YES! Bathroom bins are next you grotters! It’s just cotton buds, right?!

What about toilet brushes, I have 2.

But have any of you got a pooh knife or indeed, a penis beaker?

3 loads out on the line tonight.

Go spiders, go!

@Needapadlockonmyfridge 3 loads? Gosh, you have been busy. How long's your washing line - mine's obviously pathetic as it only takes one load!
P.S. I don't want you going on the naughty step - did you miss the memo from OP - we're on bathroom bins now I think.
For the record mine contains labels from some new clothes, some used dettol wipes, a couple of keto sticks and the box from DH's beard dye! Nice variety there.

I like this meme 😅

Drat, I have washing on the line and am now worried about it getting darked on.
I hope when I get it in the morning there are no packets of spider jizz around, or little old ladies sitting watching me..
Also we have new neighbours, what if when I take said washing in they have knocked a hole in the wall???

How big would a jizz packet have to be on a human scale? Are we talking wage packet or jiffy bag?

For the record
a) I am really good at fitting stuff onto my washing whirlygig thingy.
b) I am not prepared to divulge the contents of my bathroom bin.
c) Bit of spider jazz never hurt anyone!
In MN terms, I guess I have sinned, and consider myself duly chastened ......

My washing has been out in the garden for the past two nights. I can only imagine the amount of spider jizz that has been rubbed into the fabric. My garments will be standing up on their own.

Saves on laundry starch 😁