£3mill property porn.

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https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/135063674#/?channel=RES_BUY

What is going on in Photo 23?

the room we don’t talk about

it’s stunning. Single garage is an issue for me though. So I think I might have to leave it.

Saddle room?? I hope

So blah inside. I bet the kitchen is a show kitchen, never touched.

I really dislike it but maybe because I have just finished watching selling sunset and selling oc

I can see some areas where it might need a bit of work. Do you think they’d take £250k?

Gosh it’s gorgeous! So beautifully maintained and decorated too. I often look at the specs of these grand houses and think you’d need to spend the purchase price over again to do it up

What a bloody bargain for all that, same price as a 3 bed semi in Wandsworth!

I’m utterly flummoxed by pic 23, stable/dungeon?!

It's got a wall Muriel!

Just looks like a simple horse tack room to me. 🤷‍♀️

Some people do actually use them for riding horses and not to truss themselves to a hobby horse and ask for Mr Grey.

I was just coming on to say that! Didn’t Hilda Ogden have one of those in Corrie?

It's a tack room for riding gear.
I couldn't cope with the maintenance of it :(

Tack room or sex dungeon, you decide...

Christ, this is so cheap for the size. I live in London and random five bed semis go for £2.5m round my area.

😂

Not loving the layout in all honesty.

The layout? It's got SIXTEEN bedrooms!

Is it what is described in the brochure as the wood cutter's room? So perhaps something to saw up wood for the woodburner?

This is my house. That's the sex dungeon. I'll take 2.5 million, pm me and we can avoid agent fees...

“A hand-painted wall Muriel”! 😂😂

My house is twice the size. I've got a woodcutters room AND a sex dungeon, as well as 50 bedrooms and 42 bathrooms and cottages for my staff. Anyone who says I live a a ground floor 2 bed flat in North London with a back yard resembling Coronation Street (but smaller) is lying. No, no, no, no, no.