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Most women hoover above toilet seat in public toilets to pee?

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summerfinn · 07/06/2023 07:55

I was out this weekend and had to use the toilet to pee. I normally hoover above toilet seat to pee in public toilets and was thinking to myself this is difficult especially if I need to do a long pee🙈😂 Is this what most women do too or am I being extra germ conscious and should just wipe the seat and sit down? Sorry if tmi but I'm just curious

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seawitchhair · 07/06/2023 11:53

Healthy urine is sterile

It's not, actually.

seawitchhair · 07/06/2023 11:54

My2pence2day · 07/06/2023 11:42

Interesting, is this different to squatting though? Because squatting is superior to sitting (in terms of your bowels anyway)

Completely different set of muscles engaged in squatting. Urologists warn against hovering to pee.

HerbsandSpices · 07/06/2023 11:54

seawitchhair · 07/06/2023 11:53

Healthy urine is sterile

It's not, actually.

Please elaborate. Have I been lied to?

bengalcat · 07/06/2023 11:55

I just wipe off anything left behind and sit down

seawitchhair · 07/06/2023 11:58

HerbsandSpices · 07/06/2023 11:54

Please elaborate. Have I been lied to?

Yes.

Is Urine Sterile? What the Research Says (healthline.com)

HerbsandSpices · 07/06/2023 12:03

Thanks. I stand corrected and won't think it's sterile in future. Now I have more reason to hover.

Indigodreaming · 07/06/2023 12:04

IHeartGeneHunt · 07/06/2023 07:57

I never hover over the seat. Haven't caught anything horrific yet.

me either

FatOaf · 07/06/2023 12:04

Can't see the linked site as it doesn't allow you in unless you agree to be spied on. However, urine filtered by your kidneys and stored in your bladder is sterile (unless you have an infection). However, there is a normal microbiome in your urethra, so the urine you pass will contain some bacteria & fungi picked up during transit from the bladder.

OneFlipflopleft · 07/06/2023 12:05

doesnt anyone hover with the seat up?

HerbsandSpices · 07/06/2023 12:06

OneFlipflopleft · 07/06/2023 12:05

doesnt anyone hover with the seat up?

Only if it's already up.

HerbsandSpices · 07/06/2023 12:06

FatOaf · 07/06/2023 12:04

Can't see the linked site as it doesn't allow you in unless you agree to be spied on. However, urine filtered by your kidneys and stored in your bladder is sterile (unless you have an infection). However, there is a normal microbiome in your urethra, so the urine you pass will contain some bacteria & fungi picked up during transit from the bladder.

It didn't ask to spy on me.

TellerTuesday · 07/06/2023 12:09

"None of us are scraping our fannies over the seat to deposit any kind of bodily fluid on there, are we"

This sentence wins it for me

ArmWrestlingWithChasNDave · 07/06/2023 12:09

HerbsandSpices · 07/06/2023 12:03

Thanks. I stand corrected and won't think it's sterile in future. Now I have more reason to hover.

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Daffodilsandbagels · 07/06/2023 12:10

Unless you’re intending on licking the backs of your thighs immediately after using a public loo, I don’t get the paranoia. As a PP has said, it’s just skin! This is like the anxiety 12 year olds have about catching an STI from a toilet seat.

DOBARDAN · 07/06/2023 12:14

I used to hover when using a public toilet (for various reasons I won't use public toilets at all now). As a young girl I was advised to do this as it prevented 'picking up nasty germs' from previous users. I understand what some people are saying here, in that it is only your thighs which have contact with the toilet seat if you're sitting down, but some users are inclined to drag themselves off the seat, rather than alight directly upwards, if you see what I mean!

seawitchhair · 07/06/2023 12:15

FatOaf · 07/06/2023 12:04

Can't see the linked site as it doesn't allow you in unless you agree to be spied on. However, urine filtered by your kidneys and stored in your bladder is sterile (unless you have an infection). However, there is a normal microbiome in your urethra, so the urine you pass will contain some bacteria & fungi picked up during transit from the bladder.

"Tim Spicer, a nephrologist and the director of Renal Services at Southwest Sydney Local Health District, agrees the myth that urine is sterile probably persisted over the centuries in the absence of the advanced technologies needed to detect tiny urinary microbiota."

Is urine sterile ... and how useful is it as a survival tool? - ABC News

Urine - Wikipedia

Urine is not sterile, and neither is the rest of you | Science News

HerbsandSpices · 07/06/2023 12:17

DOBARDAN · 07/06/2023 12:14

I used to hover when using a public toilet (for various reasons I won't use public toilets at all now). As a young girl I was advised to do this as it prevented 'picking up nasty germs' from previous users. I understand what some people are saying here, in that it is only your thighs which have contact with the toilet seat if you're sitting down, but some users are inclined to drag themselves off the seat, rather than alight directly upwards, if you see what I mean!

My parents taught me to hover as soon as I was tall enough. I think it's ingrained now. How do you never have to use public toilets? What if you're out for hours?

seawitchhair · 07/06/2023 12:19

some users are inclined to drag themselves off the seat, rather than alight directly upwards

Seriously. Those are splatters left by hoverers.

OneFlipflopleft · 07/06/2023 12:21

A bouncy tampon, then whiped off.
No, not sitting on that. No no.

HerbsandSpices · 07/06/2023 12:21

seawitchhair · 07/06/2023 12:19

some users are inclined to drag themselves off the seat, rather than alight directly upwards

Seriously. Those are splatters left by hoverers.

There's no excuse for that if people watch what they're doing.

AngelinaFibres · 07/06/2023 12:26

kethuphouse · 07/06/2023 11:44

Why would anyone plant their naked bottom onto a piece of plastic that hundreds of others bottoms have been on. Always hover.

After you've hovered and washed hands and left the toilet ( if it's at a motorway services or in a cafe) presumably you go and get a drink and sit at a table that requires you to pull the chair back. Now covid is less of a thing that table will be a petri dish of germs. The sticks in the pot of wooden stirrer things at the communal area will have been touched by a million men who've just had their cocks in their hands and haven't washed them.The bin flap you have to lift to dispose of it all will be plastered in germs. You can't avoid germs. Hovering over a toilet seat is pointless. Life is too short . No matter how much you wash your body it is covered in bacteria and microscopic creatures. Google what lives in your eyebrows. You'll be horrified.

BigFloppa · 07/06/2023 12:30

If you're that bothered just take some antibac wipes of spray in your hand bag

tt9 · 07/06/2023 12:37

I just don't drink water, so don't need the loo. or if it's a full day out, either come back home to wee or book a cheapish hotel just to be have access to a clean loo. I know I'm crazy.

gogohmm · 07/06/2023 12:38

Sit, unless you have open wounds what do you think is going to happen?

DreamHomeCatcher · 07/06/2023 12:39

katepilar · 07/06/2023 11:52

This thread made me wonder... how do all posters know its the hoveres who drip the urine on the seats? I assume there would be people who let it happen even if they sit down and then are not particuarly smart with wiping? From what I gathered /not entirely sure how/ lots/most women wipe from the front and perhaps standing up which also leaves room for leaving drops behind?

This.
Also hovering is not good position for peeing and really bad for pelvic floor muscles.
OP, stop hovering for your own health, there are sprays or wipes you can take with you to disinfect the seat if it's dirty.

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