Noises I do not wish to hear

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My downstairs neighbour snoring. We'll anybody snoring really but why is he so loud it wakes me up. I can't bear it! Ditto his very loud television. He must be deaf to have the volume up so loud but I don't want to hear it above my own TV or music or whatever. Also the kids across the Street kicking a ball against the wall/garage/fence. I'm in a very bad mood today & the noise is constant. I can't stand it. Aibu?? Do I have misophonia?

The noise that comes from whatever shite my DSs play from their phones when in the shower - podcasts, YouTube rubbish - it's pitched at a level I can't hear the actual content so it's just REALLY LOUD NOISE, usually when I am trying to sleep.

Ridiculously loud motor bikes roaring past, I literally jump out of my skin, I hate them.

Radios that are not tuned in properly - experienced this recently in a GP surgery waiting room and came out feeling more ill than when I went in.

My neighbour slamming her toilet seat down umpteen times a day.
Detached houses, small gap between, our ensuite window is very close to their upstairs bathroom, it is loud and makes me jump/wakes me up. I can hear it in our garage and kitchen too. Obviously no idea about soft closing ones.

Yanbu downstairs neighbours are horrid. I hear mine pee in his loo, very loud. Everyday. Never mind his television. Old man, so it is very loud. Next house dream is no people below or above.

My neighbours mowing their cunting lawns or strimming their cunting lawns or revving their fucking cars.

@OneFlipflopleft me too! I'm renting so looking to move ASAP. No people above or below seems like heaven right now

The workmen next door.

I know people have a right to rennovate their house but why do the workmen have to SHOUT when they are next to each other and laugh hysterically every 4 seconds. Also I’m not sure what kind of work requires repeated banging of the same thing for 20 minutes solid. I WFH and now listen to music when working

The problem being in the UK we all live on top of one another, and have to tolerate relentless noise day in and day out. Some people have a higher tolerance level, l dont, l don't even have a tv in my own home or listen to the radio, it drives me nuts.

Anybody having sex.

The sea swimmers who scream outside my house at 6 am 7 days a week
. . Especially the woman who screams "it's cold" no fucking shit Sherlock....

I am pretty chilled about noise in general but being forced to listen to someone’s YouTube clips on the train makes me murderous. Why the fuck people can’t use headphones I don’t know.

I also really hate listening to someone else’s TV late at night through the walls (though music doesn’t bother me).

My elderly df eating.
I threw half of my dinner away today because I wanted to vomit.
He then pulled his dental plate out! 🤢

I'm going home tomorrow.

That all sounds super annoying and I think would bother 99% of people. It doesn’t sound like Misophonia from what you have described. I have Misophonia and any repetitive noise sends me into a panic attack state, where I want to rip my skin off my own body! Tapping, chewing, rustling, heavy breathing…….. I have to immediately remove myself from the noise so that I don’t have a break down.

The effing magpies nesting in the trees behind our garden, with their rattling, cackling calls from 4 am every effing morning. Handsome creatures, but pure evil!

My husband's snoring. His constant sniffing and coughing (he hasn't got a cold or hay fever). His slurping and chomping noises. Yes, I've possibly got Misophonia (although perhaps after 43 years old marriage, it's just that we irritate each other).
I hate the noise of a ticking clock, the directions from a SatNav, the voice from a self-service checkout, or anyone with a loud voice - I realise I'm an irritable old bag

Man in near by garden that clears his throat really loudly (and grimly) for the whole summer, every year. The first year I thought he must be really ill it sounded that bad, but 10yrs on and he's still alive and hacking so my sympathy has disappeared.

People giving their kids screens without headphones on public transport /planes

Those really fucking stupid pop pop cars. God I would love to impound and crush every single one of them and their moronic owners.

People having in on speaker conversations in the pub/shop/train. Just shut the fuck up already. Nobody wants to hear your drivelling nonsense or the buzzy replies from your idiot friend/spouse/parent.

Stupid thuddy base drill or rap or whatever the fuck it's called. No you're not a gangsta you fuckwit so turn your shite music off, pull your trousers up and stop being such a nob.

Scott Mills.
My neighbours two boys (about 7 and 5) having daily meltdowns and crying fits.
Magpies in the garden (I sympathise pp).
Anybody chewing or eating, especially crisps.

Really agree, along with the duh, duh, duh bass.

Wassocks

Reading this thread renews my gratitude to my neighbours for being quiet. (It's either that or my house is sound-proof.)

this made me laugh

Next door right side Barky Barkerson dog, awful hacking spit noises, intrusive DIY

Next door left side Porn with the window open

Leaf blower men. Any man with a power tool in fact.

Bring back rakes. Gentle rustling of leaves is fine.

Football playing children going thwack thwack against a wooden fence constantly.

people tutting- seriously grinds my gears and makes me want to remove the muscle in their tongue that allows this function

The theme tune to Mrs Brown's Boys.