To ask wtf has my DH been searching for to return this advert?

[Waveifyouknowme]

I've told him I'm asking wtf this is because I'm far too scared to click on the link. Apologies for crappy picture I don't know how to screenshot on his equally crappy PC.

FFS the dead dino!
People are sick.

[Thinks, well that would beat DH finding a slow worm on the garden path]

@trulyunruly01 I hate to break this too you but all the dinos are dead.
All. Of. Them.

Awww it's a tardegrade!!! They are cute.

Yep, I get that every day too. 😂

Why would ANYONE need that?

What's not to love about a plushy tardigrade?

Thank you for this post, I've been getting that too and honestly Google nothing weird... Good to know I'm not alone!

I've ordered one for my son 😄

Water bear/ tardigrade plushie?
do you have a mite, bug problem op?

I'm getting it too.

I've been searching for camping gear and tourist spots in Paris.

"So what would you like for your birthday, dear?"

"Oh, darling, I'd simply love a pair of miniature capybaras to push into my overstretched pierced ear lobes. Wouldn't every gal? 😙"

It's every where, the only thing I have been looking at has been 4ply wool and gingernut recipes. And it's still turning up with bike shorts, so much for targeted adverts.

Its picture is right next to some black Lycra shorts with a huge exposed bright pink huge bare vulva looking bit between the legs.

Are they the cycling shorts ? They look like something that someone with a very niche fetish would want.

What is the pink hot water bottle headless animal thing with legs anyway? I darent click on it in case a loud siren goes off and a cloud of orange smoke erupts from my chimney.

Just got that ad on this thread!

Wasn't that on Star Trek Discovery?

Me too. It's off that dodgy temu site. No need to LTB

@Sparklfairy It looks very much like a capybara, they're related to guinea pigs, only they're a tad bigger.
As for the shopping site - i dare not speak it's name, lest it start bombarding me with even more adverts, though my ads seem to be for the backpack and other household items - no tardigrades, or inside out trousers, yet, thankfully!
Has anyone made a successful purchase from there? Are the cheap prices just loss leaders to get you through the door, or are they generally quite cheap?

capybara

I keep getting it on Facebook all the time 🤣

Tardigrade Sing by Cosmo Sheldrake. You are welcome.

They're just click bait. Wish and Shien do it. They use intentionally obscure pictures that make you curious to know what the hell they are and click on the link.

Sometimes they're AI generated images of a completely imaginary product that are a combination of sex toy and window cleaner!

It's a tardigrade plush toy and temu is an online pyramid type mlm scheme, but I suspect you know that and this is a joke?

Price drop alert ⚠️ you might get a good deal 🤣

*song

I’ve had this advert too and I’ve definitely not been searching for headless, cuddly bugs that could double up as a sex toy….