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Darked on. Spider willies. I’ve failed at life (lighthearted)

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Iwrotethelyricstoaxlf · 31/05/2023 22:14

Just that really.

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Tittyfilarious81 · 31/05/2023 22:14

@Iwrotethelyricstoaxlf you left your washing out didn't you 🤣🤣

Iwrotethelyricstoaxlf · 31/05/2023 22:15

and it’s out there again tonight.

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Blarn · 31/05/2023 22:16

Embrace it! I put mine out in the evening on purpose in the summer, I live for that fresh overnight smell!

LeavesOnTrees · 31/05/2023 22:16

Buy a chicken and make at least 10 dinners from it to redeem yourself.

Tittyfilarious81 · 31/05/2023 22:17

Blarn · 31/05/2023 22:16

Embrace it! I put mine out in the evening on purpose in the summer, I live for that fresh overnight smell!

I do this too 😁

Redshoeblueshoe · 31/05/2023 22:18

I wish I'd done that

BonnieGlasses · 31/05/2023 22:19

Don't forget that bats wipe their noses on it too.

viques · 31/05/2023 22:20

BonnieGlasses · 31/05/2023 22:19

Don't forget that bats wipe their noses on it too.

Oh no! I always thought they wiped their noses on their wings.

Armychefbethebest · 31/05/2023 22:21

My washing is getting darked on as well op, I feel like a true rebel lol x

ScottBakula · 31/05/2023 22:21

I accidentally left my work boots outside a few nights ago , there was a snail on the toecap in the morning.
Guess* how carefully *I checked inside for more of his pals !

YourUserNameMustBeAtLeast3Characters · 31/05/2023 22:25

Mine isn’t just accidentally darker on, I actually hung it out at 10pm. It might be dry by the time I get up in the morning. If a bit spider-willy-ed.

YourUserNameMustBeAtLeast3Characters · 31/05/2023 22:26

Darked on not darker on. Auto correct doesn’t approve either.

chelseabunny · 31/05/2023 22:26

LeavesOnTrees · 31/05/2023 22:16

Buy a chicken and make at least 10 dinners from it to redeem yourself.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

NotRightNowPlease · 31/05/2023 22:29

YourUserNameMustBeAtLeast3Characters · 31/05/2023 22:25

Mine isn’t just accidentally darker on, I actually hung it out at 10pm. It might be dry by the time I get up in the morning. If a bit spider-willy-ed.

Me too 😆

justsaxy · 31/05/2023 22:29

LeavesOnTrees · 31/05/2023 22:16

Buy a chicken and make at least 10 dinners from it to redeem yourself.

GrinGrinGrin

MistyGreenAndBlue · 31/05/2023 22:34

DH left his T shirt collection out to be darked on a few nights ago He said he did it on purpose to make himself more edgy . 🤣
Sadly, it hasn't worked. Even with extra spider willies

fetchacloth · 31/05/2023 22:34

I feel very rebellious leaving my washing out overnight.
My mother thinks it's common 🙄 but I don't care. 😁

mamabear715 · 31/05/2023 22:36

I hope there are some HUGE salads to make up for these dastardly deeds.

Iwrotethelyricstoaxlf · 31/05/2023 22:36

There’s room for another load as well.

what to do……

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saltinesandcoffeecups · 31/05/2023 22:37

I thought about that thread the other day. I think there was a similar post or thread.

Yes, OP, sorry the spider willy and dark are your new crosses to bear.

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