Who are the people pulling the strings and controlling us?

[FelicityFlops]

I have WhatsApp on my iPhone and on my MacBook and it was on my iPad too.
Over the past few days any messeages sent from the iPad did not go through.
I checked my bookmarks just now and the WhatsApp one has disappeared.
What is going on?

I'm not sure what your title has to do with your query.

I blame the bison.

Mole people

Have you never had IT problems before?

Have you tried turning it off and back in again?

Sea Serpents

All valid answers.

You haven't got everything synchronised?
One or more devices have updated and have glitched?
There's just a general glitch 'cos it's tech and tech can be glitchy?
Something has updated in WhatsApp and it needs to be reloaded?
One of your devices was kicked off WiFi and hasn't sorted itself out yet?
Or
Some shadowy 'Them' figures are observing and controlling you by messing with your settings because you are super interesting and a threat to their national security?

It’s the water

The Clangers.

Extra-terrestrials. MI5 have outsourced spying.

That's my vote too

Are you sure it's plugged in?

Illuminati surely

Lizards?

Humanoid reptilians

Bill Gates'fault.

Face north and hum the National anthem, backwards.

Failing that, tinfoil on everything.

Bob Dylan

My money is on The Clangers. Also that Professor Yaffle from Bagpuss looked a shady sort. Is he even a professor? Is he spying for the Russians? So many questions!!

Pigeons

Yeah deffo the Clangers.

A big boy did it and ran away.

Chupacabra and the royal family 🤣🤣🤣

You win