Bug identification please

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Aibu to ask what this bug is that I found in my kitchen?

Its freaking me out that it could be a cockroach although I'm not sure it really looks like one?

Red soldier beetle?

Cockroaches are big mother fuckers. You'd know. I came across many in Thailand. They're fast and smart at hiding. This is not a roach, chill out.

What size?

Doesn't look like a cockroach as far as I can tell.

But yes, looks like a hogweed bonker

https://www.ukbeetles.co.uk/rhagonycha-fulva

Hogweed bonker, mm. I like that name for a beetle too, hehehe, I am a child.