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To think I should be able to win Mario Kart at least once

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TheEverdelightfulsamantha · 05/05/2023 20:05

Given that I’m a grown up and quite a good driver in real life. But DS is always 1st, and I’m always 9th or 11th or something. It’s so hard to steer, and that annoying sideways wheel thing, ugh!

any tips? What car and wheels should I choose? Techniques? Which of the stupid things you collect should I throw at who when? Does pressing the buttons make any difference at all? (I did once do something all round and the result was the same)

so YABU - what do you expect? It’s nothing like real life and frankly with your hand eye coordination you have no chance, plus your DS plays way more than you - winning is a pipe dream

or YANBU- you can do this, with a subtle change of approach and a few sly tactics you will one day be the winner

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autienotnaughtym · 05/05/2023 21:51

You need the steering on that stops you falling off the side. Red shells are good as they hit the person in front but really it's practice. I can beat cpu but can't beat dh or ds.

aSofaNearYou · 05/05/2023 21:53

You're probably using a rubbish car, I only have a few that really work for me, the rest handle terribly.

I spend far too much time on Mario Kart 😂

OneTC · 05/05/2023 21:56

You gotta put the hours in to be good at games

Crabacus · 05/05/2023 21:57

Diving in to nick a few tips - I'm always in 8th or 9th apart from on Dry Dry desert which I'm bizarrely amazing at and always win.

ok so drifting - but HOW? How do you actually do it?

Merryoldgoat · 05/05/2023 22:06

Anyone else feel the Wii was so superior to Switch?

ElfDragon · 05/05/2023 22:06

It takes a bit of practice to drift.

you basically hold down the R button while going into/out of corners, and the longer you can manage that the better you drift boost will be.

another tip: try to make sure you have 10 coins at all times. If you drop some (skid on banana, get hit by a shell, or another racer) make sure you collect more. You can’t race at full speed unless you are at max coins (or so my ds tells me)

aSofaNearYou · 05/05/2023 22:07

Crabacus · 05/05/2023 21:57

Diving in to nick a few tips - I'm always in 8th or 9th apart from on Dry Dry desert which I'm bizarrely amazing at and always win.

ok so drifting - but HOW? How do you actually do it?

Hold the right trigger as you're approaching a corner. You learn the right point to do it through trial and error.

ElfDragon · 05/05/2023 22:10

There’s a huge difference between switch/wii. I still play both regularly, and genuinely can’t say which I prefer.

I play Wii mariokart with dd1 - she is quite the demon racer, and enjoys it when I fall off lots (she’s 19, with learning difficulties)

i play switch seriously with dd2 and ds. We’re all far too competitive 😂 and it gets quite fierce.

we all play switch with dd1 too, but that’s more of a friendly race - ds and dd2 slog it out at the front, while dd1 and I race along together.

Merryoldgoat · 05/05/2023 22:15

@ElfDragon

I find the differentiation between characters and vehicles on the Wii much better - Toadette, Magikruiser and Peach Gardens and I’m unbeatable.

Ffs. I might have to go get my switch now and play in bed as I’ve barely touched the new set of tracks.

Evibella · 05/05/2023 22:16

Use bananas/green/red shells as protection, hold them behind you using the same button you use to fire to stop anyone hitting you with a green/red mainly.

You need to not have auto acc/steering on, this is for kids, you need to learn to drift, press and keep hold of the ZR button and when going round corners especially (although I just generally use it all the time really even on straight roads) you need to turn into the corner then out of the corner then into then out of etc etc etc keeping in a straight ish line going round the corner by using the directional joysticks quickly and you'll gain a boost for however long you do that for - like the speed up you get from mushrooms, also if there's someone in front of you, follow them to get a slipstream boost.

Keep any shells behind as protection and only use if you have someone in your sights, I find greens a bit useless so they always get left behind me until they're hit with a red.

I use baby peach or baby daisy on a bike that accelerates quickly, bullet bike I think.

ElfDragon · 05/05/2023 22:18

Omg, the slipstream boost really annoys me. It’s the one I can’t perfect. Ds ALWAYS does it, and the number of times he has sniped me on the line is infuriating.

ElfDragon · 05/05/2023 22:22

I like using villager on a sport bike (I think), with the cloud aerofoil. Can’t remember what wheels.

or inkling on another bike.

I was ace with toad a while back, but then dd2 and ds started using toad (because i was beating them) and having the same character messes with my head so I had to change (because they realised it messes with my head, so did it all the more, the little ratbags)

the pipe frame kart is a good basic, again with the cloud aerofoil.

Merryoldgoat · 05/05/2023 22:25

Threads like this are why I love mumsnet.

SwingandaPrayer · 05/05/2023 22:29

😂Thank you for posting this thread at the end of a busy week. It makes me LOL to think of a group of mums chatting about how to beat their kids on MarioKart. I too, share your frustration. During lockdown my ds who was in Y2 at the time became an expert at MK on the wii thanks to the dedicated coaching of my dh. If only he had dedicated the time to other more useful things , but alas, they both proceeded to whip my ass on a daily basis and have done ever since. I quite frankly just get laughed at now when I play. So sadly, zero tips from me on how to improve.

EconomyClassRockstar · 05/05/2023 22:30

When I was in Uni, my then boyfriend (now DH) bought me a N64 with Mario Kart and he kept beating me so I started sneakily getting up in the middle of the night and practicing with the sound off. It worked although grown ass adults probably don't have as much time for the commitment as a 19 year old student who HAD to win 😁

cocoloco117 · 05/05/2023 22:32

I’m reliably informed “mr scooty” is the best vehicle.
Anyway I console my crap driving with my position as undisputed queen of just dance.

LovelyJublee · 05/05/2023 22:40

Study the courses on YouTube for all the shortcuts, start with one course and master it, then the next one in the cup and when youve nailed all four in a cup, make sure you play that cup with your child, you can also change the aggressiveness of the cpu but we don't bother.

Learn how to master gliding round the corners and getting sped boosts from players in front of you.

Dd always saves the boom box thing if she gets it as it's can prevent a flying shell that hits the person in the lead, from taking you out. It's the only thing that can I think and she's always in 1st so she saves it.

Ten coins will give you a small speed boost.

The steer assist thing I don't like and play better wjth it off, dd leaves hers off too.

Practice practice practice. I carry my switch about with me instead of a book for bus rides etc.

Bananas I keep on the back of my car because a red shell won't hurt me and takes the banana instead , if you hear a bullet coming behind you move to the edge of road so it doesn't hit you. if I get the star I take out as many people as I can and go over the grass as you don't slow down when that's activated.

Also my fave when I pull it off, if you're in first and other players are close and there's a flying shell in its way to you, I drop back so the flying shell hits first player and I don't get caught in the blast, if you're second and hear the flying shell coming the person in front, give them space so you don't get taken out in the blast radius and if you're in third and it's a close race, you can sometimes whack second place into the blast radius.

If you're playing in split screen on the tv, save things like the squid or lightening until you can see the players in your house would be inconvenienced the most, the lightening is great when they're about to do a jump, the squid is great if you can other players approaching a load of bananas.

cocoloco117 · 05/05/2023 22:45

LovelyJublee · 05/05/2023 22:40

Study the courses on YouTube for all the shortcuts, start with one course and master it, then the next one in the cup and when youve nailed all four in a cup, make sure you play that cup with your child, you can also change the aggressiveness of the cpu but we don't bother.

Learn how to master gliding round the corners and getting sped boosts from players in front of you.

Dd always saves the boom box thing if she gets it as it's can prevent a flying shell that hits the person in the lead, from taking you out. It's the only thing that can I think and she's always in 1st so she saves it.

Ten coins will give you a small speed boost.

The steer assist thing I don't like and play better wjth it off, dd leaves hers off too.

Practice practice practice. I carry my switch about with me instead of a book for bus rides etc.

Bananas I keep on the back of my car because a red shell won't hurt me and takes the banana instead , if you hear a bullet coming behind you move to the edge of road so it doesn't hit you. if I get the star I take out as many people as I can and go over the grass as you don't slow down when that's activated.

Also my fave when I pull it off, if you're in first and other players are close and there's a flying shell in its way to you, I drop back so the flying shell hits first player and I don't get caught in the blast, if you're second and hear the flying shell coming the person in front, give them space so you don't get taken out in the blast radius and if you're in third and it's a close race, you can sometimes whack second place into the blast radius.

If you're playing in split screen on the tv, save things like the squid or lightening until you can see the players in your house would be inconvenienced the most, the lightening is great when they're about to do a jump, the squid is great if you can other players approaching a load of bananas.

Bloody hell, I’m not sure I put this much thought into my actual job.

LovelyJublee · 05/05/2023 22:45

You could probably start a whole tournament of MNers to practice with one evening. :)

aSofaNearYou · 05/05/2023 22:52

SwingandaPrayer · 05/05/2023 22:29

😂Thank you for posting this thread at the end of a busy week. It makes me LOL to think of a group of mums chatting about how to beat their kids on MarioKart. I too, share your frustration. During lockdown my ds who was in Y2 at the time became an expert at MK on the wii thanks to the dedicated coaching of my dh. If only he had dedicated the time to other more useful things , but alas, they both proceeded to whip my ass on a daily basis and have done ever since. I quite frankly just get laughed at now when I play. So sadly, zero tips from me on how to improve.

No child has yet beaten me at Mario Kart!

LovelyJublee · 05/05/2023 22:52

@cocoloco117

That's nowt compared to when I get asked about Animal Crossing. Grin

If you share your Just Dance crown with me, I'll give you a lift in my Mario Kart car and share my gold cup with you.

RhubarbFairy · 05/05/2023 23:01

Oh I love this thread. I live in a house full of males, all of whom kick my ass at MarioKart. I am devouring these tips, and will borrow one of their switches tomorrow.

I was amazing at Wario Gold Mine on the Wii, but they don't have that one on the Switch. Gutted!

Merryoldgoat · 05/05/2023 23:03

@RhubarbFairy

WGM is on the Switch! Slight changes for the slingshot thingy but it’s there. I found that one so hard - those fucking BATS

aSofaNearYou · 05/05/2023 23:05

RhubarbFairy · 05/05/2023 23:01

Oh I love this thread. I live in a house full of males, all of whom kick my ass at MarioKart. I am devouring these tips, and will borrow one of their switches tomorrow.

I was amazing at Wario Gold Mine on the Wii, but they don't have that one on the Switch. Gutted!

I think it is on Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

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