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Sistine Chapel Screamer strikes again...?

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Grumpusaurus · 01/05/2023 17:17

Am I the only one who was wondering if the Sistine Chapel Screamer has had another overwhelming experience?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12032383/Moment-concertgoer-lets-body-orgasm-listening-Tchaikovskys-symphony-performance.html?ito=social-facebook-wdijw&fbclid=IwAR24pMUlgZkbta1kG91oLQMG193hcatHl6eXI59PJMEIeAK5NW-hkzoZPpc

Moment attendee lets out 'full body orgasm' in packed LA concert hall

This is the moment a concertgoer let out a 'full body orgasm' while listening to a performance of Tchaikovsky's Fifth symphony in front of a packed crowd.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12032383/Moment-concertgoer-lets-body-orgasm-listening-Tchaikovskys-symphony-performance.html?fbclid=IwAR24pMUlgZkbta1kG91oLQMG193hcatHl6eXI59PJMEIeAK5NW-hkzoZPpc&ito=social-facebook-wdijw

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Sugarfish · 01/05/2023 20:43

Gotta be the same person right? Their can’t be two of them!

Davros · 01/05/2023 20:44

Mumsnet at its finest -taking the piss!

Panteranoir · 01/05/2023 20:52

It can't be the same lady because the husband was smiling.

If it was the same person, the husband would have been executing a commando style crawl out of the theatre under other people seats whilst muttering quietly to himself 'for fuck sake, not again'.

SunshineAndFizz · 01/05/2023 20:54

Oh god I needed this today 😂

I've read this before but it's literally made me cry with laughter tonight.

ModestMoon · 01/05/2023 21:06

So great to see that Sistine Chapel Lady left her husband and has finally found her soulmate, the man who sits next to her and smiles serenely.

This from the article made me laugh: He said: 'A woman in the audience had loud and full body orgasm during the 5th's second movement... Band politely carried on.

Erm, how can you tell that a woman is having a "full body orgasm" from across a crowded theatre, friend?

Passmeaplacard · 01/05/2023 21:11

This was my first thought too! Would have made no sense if I tried to explain to anyone in real life

dropthevipers · 01/05/2023 21:11

Come again?

YoungandHopeful · 01/05/2023 21:13

I am too scared to click on the link. Is it real?

4plusthehound · 01/05/2023 21:17

dropthevipers · 01/05/2023 21:11

Come again?

😂😁😁

LimeBasilu · 01/05/2023 21:19

dropthevipers · 01/05/2023 21:11

Come again?

Morgan Freeman Applause GIF by The Academy Awards

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FuckNuggets · 01/05/2023 21:30

Panteranoir · 01/05/2023 20:52

It can't be the same lady because the husband was smiling.

If it was the same person, the husband would have been executing a commando style crawl out of the theatre under other people seats whilst muttering quietly to himself 'for fuck sake, not again'.

OMG the visuals. Can't stop laughing! 😂😂

EmmaGrundyForPM · 01/05/2023 21:30

I saw that story earlier and thought the same thing!

Inthemiddleofthenightdu · 01/05/2023 21:38

user1471447863 · 01/05/2023 18:26

Double standards again,
Woman has orgasm in theatre and it's an amusing news story, but when a man does it there's shouting and crying and the police turn up and take people away.....

It is isn't it? Would have been called a pervert and it seen as a sexual offence.

mackerelskymackerelsky · 01/05/2023 22:06

It doesn't sound like a scream to me. Someone else is claiming she was actually having a breakdown, not an orgasm?

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Grumpusaurus · 02/05/2023 06:48

FuckNuggets · 01/05/2023 21:30

OMG the visuals. Can't stop laughing! 😂😂

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Hahahaha Same here! I just done the a bit inelegant snorting 😂

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Soonenough · 02/05/2023 07:46

I prefer Handels Messiah to get me that excited .

justasking111 · 02/05/2023 07:57

If that had been me screaming it's a back spasm from sitting in a theatre seat 😭

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Grumpusaurus · 02/05/2023 08:15

Somewhat off topic or a pretty extended reach but DH and I know someone who plays Tchaikovsky while in their WC when expelling solids. Not sure if she times it while dumping a log.

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Clawdy · 02/05/2023 08:21

Link didn't work for me!

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