I’m on the run from the law!

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It was a dream so I’m not entirely sure what crime I had allegedly committed, only that it was a very serious one. I don’t know whether I’m innocent or not. Lots of TV coverage and a big man-hunt.

Whats the best plan for me to stay out of jail?

YABU stay local
YANBU get as far away as I can

big city, wear a mask

Hide out for a few days til the heat is off. Then big city and fake identity

Cut and dye your hair. Glasses. Stay out of sight.

Join the hunt

Go somewhere without CCTV.

Good job I have hair long enough to cut and dye but I’d be screwed if I had very short hair and already wore glasses 😆

Sneaky! If it was murder though don’t those TV shows say that the killer will likely return to the scene and undercover police will be looking for this type of behaviour?

Go to Scotland if you live in England and vice versa dont try and hide down south look for areas of high crime they will be the least funded and quite frankly busy so keep your head down and they will pass you by

Oh I hate those dreams - I wake up in a panic and it takes me a moment to remember I'm not actually a hardened criminal.

Anyway - in your shoes I agree with PP - get a disguise and check into to a hotel under a false name. Go for a Premier Inn or similar where you check in on a screen and don't have to see a real person! Binge watch Hunted for a few days till you know all the tricks and then make a run for it!!

Go to Brazil. Plastic surgery.

Plot twist: The OP is genuinely on the run and looking for ideas on how to evade the police.

Well played, OP, well played.

best thing to do is turn yourself in, and get the prison sentence over and done asap, and restart your life