I woke up this morning and went to the en-suite for a wee - one square of loo roll so I changed it.
I go to the kitchen - kettle empty. I refill it.
I go to the fridge - just a small dribble of milk in the bottle so I open a new one.
I go to the tea caddy. Only one bag in it so I refill it.
I then open a new loaf of bread and have to open a new butter. Same deal with the marmalade.
I go the main bathroom - same deal with the loo roll so I change it.
I run the shower - no shower gel, so I get out soaking wet and get another one out of the cupboard.
I go to work.
I open a new carton of milk.
Kettle has no water so I refill it.
I make my cuppa and go to my desk.
I print a document - the paper has run out so I change it.
I go to staple the printed docs. The stapler run out so I add more.
I know this is mad and it’s likely all a big con coincidence but….
AIBU to think there’s a crazy force that influences this stuff?
Lighthearted nonsense but I was convinced I should have stayed in bed this morning