To tell you about my unmumsnet dinner?

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Absolutely starving for some reason tonight so had a huge plate of chips, 2 eggs, beans, brown sauce and a couple of slices of bread and butter to make a chip butty. All washed down with a mug of steaming hot tea.

I know I know very carb heavy, no veg but hell it was bloody delicious.

Yum ❤️

Sounds good. Just having a chip barm with gravy. Cuppa builders tea too to wash it all down.

No judgement here. I just hoovered up a large plate of leftover takeaway chicken curry with a naan bread whilst sitting on the sofa in front of the telly. Resisted cracking open a beer as it’s a Monday 😁

I sounds delicious and something I have myself

2 slices of bread could feed a hundred mumsnetters for a year

Yum 😋 chippy tea here as it's a Monday (?) and everyone was fed up having to go back to work and school. Also just discovered a Knobbley Bobbley that had been overlooked in the freezer so I am living the dream.

Nobbly Bobbly sorry just looked at the wrapper.

I made egg and bacon baps for everyone on the weekend. My BIL didn't want brown sauce.

He's dead to me.

Half a portion of uncle Ben's savoury rice, 1/4 tin of meat chili extra spicy. Half a chilli grated over it! Cheesy coslaw. Trying to use my my tins!

I did also give them oranges because I am a bit MN.

Plus a whole scallion chopped up!

@MrsTerryPratchett I love this, " a bit Mumsnet" but where they organic??? 😏

I go to a 5* AI resort in Turkey on Saturday so said to DH and DD it would be plenty of veg etc this week as next week food is literally available 24 hours a day as are cakes etc. The reality is DD16 had a co-op meal deal and me and DH have just polished off sausage and tinned tomato sandwiches 🤦🏻‍♀️

Oh fuck they weren't.

I'll hand back my MN scarf.

If you answered the front door after your meal without hiding in the kitchen that would be even more unmunsnet

I reckon a slab of vienetta would finish that off nicely

I can’t eat eggs after 12.

But I just spag bol, garlic bread and chips 🤣

Beans are plant based yes but as pulses they're classed as protien (though they're pretty carby too)

@mainsfed , what happens if you eat eggs after midday?

You can't get her wet either.

Very mmmmmmm

Or go into the light?!

But seriously, i am genuinely interested!

Slab😭

This is brilliant 👏 what about a screwball or cider ice lolly..... Revealing my age 😋

Classed as one of your five a day though, so count as a veg in my book 😉