Think I just licked cat poo 😱

[Disgustedandfreakedout]

Thought it was a chocolate smudge on my arm from my toddler.... what's likely to happen... so disgusted with myself!!

Presumably you have a clinically absent sense of smell?

Surely this is impossible.

I'm currently sat on a bus chuckling at the back like a mad woman, this is hilarious. OP you will be fine honestly