My neighbour has knocked several in the past few months about 'rats'. Initially he asked me if I had heard any in my bedroom, to which I politely answered 'no sorry'. He then elaborated further than they may be squeaking etc.
Today he asked again, said he was getting pest control out due to the night time rats and perhaps mice. Complained they are coming from my house, but I've seen none!
We live in semi detached houses and my bedroom are adjacent. DP doesn't live with me but finds it hilarious as he thinks "rats/mice" is a pseudonym for bed squeaking or (small) noises due to sex.
Aibu to think neighbour is mad and needs to stop bothering me about squeaking??
He said he will pop back after pest control have been round.