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The worst footwear ever seen! Who on earth would wear these?!

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Montuaklighthouse · 21/03/2023 08:44

My eyes will never recover…

The worst footwear ever seen! Who on earth would wear these?!
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Tattooname · 21/03/2023 11:03

Sometimes I don't shave my legs and I'm a woman. Does that make me/my legs gross?

Hadjab · 21/03/2023 11:04

Kranke · 21/03/2023 10:56

but it seems a lot of the posts are about the legs being male because of the hair. Women have hairs in their legs, a lot get rid of it, but some don’t. Doesn’t make those that don’t any less feminine. My brother shaves his legs as he was a triathlete and he prefers it. Doesn’t make him any less of a man. Jeez, thought we’d got over all this gender stereotype nonsense.

In this particular instance, gender stereotyping does not equal transphobia.

Almahart · 21/03/2023 11:06

LadyOfTheCanyon · 21/03/2023 10:57

I think you missed the mark here OP

I'm as GC as they come, but what is your objection here?

That they're ugly - yes I think they are but I've seen worse.

That the legs are hairy? If it's a woman she's entitled to have her legs as hairy as she likes, surely. And if you're saying it's the unholiness of the hairy legs that's an issue then either you're not a very good feminist or think that Transwomen should also shave their legs.

But they're a man's legs? Well yes, but a man can wear whatever shoes he likes - that's at the very core of GC feminism, right? That we have no objection to men wearing traditionally ' feminine' apparel and that if they did that rather than go full on LadyDick we'd have less problems.

I completely agree with you, I can't see what the problem is here

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 21/03/2023 11:09

I think I might go and buy a bag of liquorice cuttings and have a stab at making my own.

Hadjab · 21/03/2023 11:17

WarningToTheCurious · 21/03/2023 10:57

Also available in calf scour brown.

You can't tell me these don't look like curly wurly dog turds?

Throwncrumbs · 21/03/2023 11:17

Meghan forgot to shave her legs this morning!

HowcanIgetoutofthisalive · 21/03/2023 11:19

MandyMotherOfBrian · 21/03/2023 10:15

God, I love a weird shoe. I did open this thread half wondering if it would be a pair I already own (I don’t, yet 😂).
I think they look better in other colours though…

These remind me of the little pink plastic shoes I had for my Barbie doll!

NevieSticks · 21/03/2023 11:21

You can go matchy matchy too!

The worst footwear ever seen! Who on earth would wear these?!
whumpthereitis · 21/03/2023 11:22

I don’t like them in black, but I actually quite like the other colours.

definitely not the worst shoes I’ve ever seen.

picklemewalnuts · 21/03/2023 11:22

I like them. And my legs are pale and hairy...

As long as they are as squishy as they look. I appreciate the shock absorption qualities of a croc so maybe I'm the target audience. Shame they aren't being advertised with and overweight middle aged woman though!

YetAnotherSpartacus · 21/03/2023 11:23

Are they edible and made of liquorice?

NevieSticks · 21/03/2023 11:23

picklemewalnuts · 21/03/2023 11:22

I like them. And my legs are pale and hairy...

As long as they are as squishy as they look. I appreciate the shock absorption qualities of a croc so maybe I'm the target audience. Shame they aren't being advertised with and overweight middle aged woman though!

or how about a middle aged bloke?

littlestrawberryhat · 21/03/2023 11:30

Why are you all so bothered by these shoes! I can guarantee in a few years some watered down version of these will find it's way onto the shelves of your local sainsburys TU section and you will lap em up. It happens allll the time.

whumpthereitis · 21/03/2023 11:31

Throwncrumbs · 21/03/2023 11:17

Meghan forgot to shave her legs this morning!

She gets shoehorned into everything. An obsession.

Toomanybooks22 · 21/03/2023 11:36

Absolutely hideous shoes

YetAnotherSpartacus · 21/03/2023 11:37

Meghan forgot to shave her legs this morning!

Grow up.

Phos · 21/03/2023 11:47

Has no one here seen the Dipsy Teletubby knee boots though?

SignOnTheWindow · 21/03/2023 11:47

Whadda · 21/03/2023 08:45

Who on earth would wear these?

Fetishists

I doubt any self-respecting (snort) fetishist would go anywhere near those. Fetishists usually go for pornified clothes, don't they?

BigglyBee · 21/03/2023 11:58

The lack of a strap to actually hold them on the foot bothers me. And they remind me of some sort of children's craft set- maybe with a hot glue gun type thing to spew gunk onto everything.
I have no opinion on the style, because style isn't a thing I have in any measurable quantity. I like Crocs.

WarningToTheCurious · 21/03/2023 14:57

littlestrawberryhat · 21/03/2023 11:30

Why are you all so bothered by these shoes! I can guarantee in a few years some watered down version of these will find it's way onto the shelves of your local sainsburys TU section and you will lap em up. It happens allll the time.

I can equally guarantee you that it will be a cold day in hell before I buy any version of those monstrosities.

Bluebellbike · 21/03/2023 15:16

Oblomov23 · 21/03/2023 08:47

Bleach my eyes.
Transman with no understanding of what real women wear?

A transman surely isn't interested in "what real women wear" as they would be wearing men's shoes?

xogossipgirlxo · 21/03/2023 15:21

We were making fun of Crocs when they were new, so probably shouldn't laugh now 😂

quietnightmare · 21/03/2023 15:25

The pastel colour ones pink/grey/blue aren't actually that bad. The bright ones maybe fun for holiday by the pool for a woman but I can't see any of the men I know willing to wear these maybe I live a sheltered life

Chickenly · 21/03/2023 15:35

They look exactly like the shoes that were in fashion when I was about 5, which is exactly the era of fashion that’s coming back in. Unisex clothing is also a huge market at the moment, it actually bugs me because there’s a brand who sell gorgeous unisex rugby jersey/sweatshirt type clothing but because I’m about 50kg less than DH, I need a women’s small and he’d need a men’s XL so we can’t share like the couples in the adverts do. Men’s trainers with a block-wedge heel have been in fashion for years now, this really isn’t a new phenomenon. I don’t like them but it’s nothing to write home about - and the strange assumption that leg hair only exists on men is odd.

JesusMaryAndJosephAndTheWeeDon · 21/03/2023 15:36

I think those shoes are the ugliest shoes since Crocs but I couldn't care less whether they are being worn by men or women or whether the model has shaved their leg or painted their toe nails.

This is a nasty thread.

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