To wish I had the power to arrest people that....

[AbbyGal]

-Don't pick up their dog's poo
-drop litter
-park like a knob ie half on the pavement so anyone with a pushchair or in a wheelchair has to walk into the road
-are rude to staff in shops or waiting staff

and by arrest, I actually mean lock up for at least 5 years!

Anything else I should put on my Go Straight to Jail list?

Some people know the difference but mobile typing autocorrects you're text

Please don't loose you're temper hun their are not worth it x

People who moan about LTNs, although near me it's only the absolute richest and/or laziest still going on about it. Everyone else has bought a bike/scooter/bus pass/comfier shoes

You win. I would batter the fuckers.

I'm really pleased that many of you have said litter louts. I hate them so, so much.

People who dodge child maintenance. Abandon their kid and not a fucking thing can be done to make them pay.

Truly abysmal, I agree.

Guilty 😔 Not grey per se but white joggers, omg!!!!

People who say "me thinks"

People whose screaming-banshee children are tormenting a lot of ppl v. high up in the sky. Hullo Migraines

People who give unwanted & unhelpful advice.

People who chew loud.

Stubbing my toe. (In that moment I could kill someone)

Tailgating.

Brags.

Elevenrife kind of people. (If you know, you know)

People who let their little yappy dogs get away with everything because they are small.
People who change nappies on café tables.
Anyone in a public place who is speaking to someone on their mobile phone on loudspeaker.

Cheaters male or female
Deadbeat parents
Men who go topless when not on a beach
Schoolyard bullies
Racists

People who put stuff in draws instead of drawers.
Those who call “on the off chance” to your house with no warning.
Kids who bully others… vile little bastards.
People who go out in pyjamas.
People who let toddlers go down the stairs by themselves and hold up everyone behind them.
People who don’t return library books.
Football hooligans.
People who are rude to waiting staff.
People who let their kids run riot in restaurants.
People who vomit on pavements when they are drunk.
People who leave their dogs all day and ho to work and let them bark.
People who borrow and don’t return.
People who stare snd tut and kids having meltdowns.
Can I speak to the manager arseholes.

Totally. I have no patience

People who say "give us a kiss luv" but it's only 1 person asking for that kiss

Glad to see that (so far) I'm guilty of only two of these, both of which are supermarket related.

1. dithering over contents in supermarkets. Though obviously I don't call it dithering. I call it checking/comparing.

2. standing and chatting to people in supermarkets. In my defence, I never go at busy times such as weekends or evenings.

What is a LTN scheme please

People that shout and run down hotel corridors late at night waking up all the other residents until the early hours. Who on earth thinks this is OK to do? Just baffles me.

Low Traffic Neighbourhood. Apparently some residential areas in London and Oxford (maybe elsewhere too) have restrictions to stop non residents driving through. It's to stop rat runs.

I'm turning into an intolerant old bat, I agree with almost every one of these.

I'd like to add people who have outside lights that are so bright the whole street is lit up like a floodlit soccer pitch every time anything moves.

People who scuff their heels as they walk.

LIFT YOUR BLOODY FEET!!

Women who do that performative hair swish. A little toss of the head, gather up their hair and swish it backwards. I have been hit in the face twice by their stupid fucking hair when on public transport. They should have their heads shorn too.

Politicians who enable this! If they wanted to enforce it they could, like with tax...

I'd love a taser to zap people